The Tanning Mom was on The Howard Stern Show and I want to know why I hit the play button on this clip from it. These are images I will never ever be able to get out of my head. And I know you won’t be able to either because I know you just made the same mistake I did.
Ross Matthews was a guest on The Howard Stern Show today and the shock jock asked him if he has big balls. Not to judge as a stern thing, but to find out if that is why his voice is so high. So Matthews says that they are fine, and not that small. So then Stern had to know if he had a big pen!s and Ross was like it is average size. Then Matthews declared, “No one wants to hear about my pen!s” and you know what he is right.
So Stern moved on and asked if he was a power bottom and Matthews shocked us all by revealing that he is a top. But he told us the same way a teenage girl would tell her friends about the first time she touched a boys’ peepee.
When you think of Howard Stern, you think of the rude crude shock jock we have all gotten to know over the decades. Well yesterday he gave us a different impression of himself when he Tweeted a picture of him cuddling with a kitty cat on his couch. To make it even sweeter, he said “A man and his cat. Apple was a mess when we adopted her. Almost no fur and lots of allergies. Now look.” What a loving proud papa!
Now if someone told you that there is a picture of Howard Stern with a pussy on his lap, you would think he would have one the women on his show sitting on him without any clothes. So the fact that it was pussy cat and him looking so lovingly at her, I just had to share that sweet photo of him. I like this side of him better, don’t you agree?
Jenny McCarthy was Howard Stern’s radio show and she told him that she has started squirting since she has last been on his show. And the Shock Jock then actually asked “What is that?” Wait how can he not know what that is? Doesn’t he know everything about sex? I am so disappointed in him.
But back to Jenny, she also told him what positions she likes to be f*cked in and which ones she doesn’t.
And when she can’t get someone to do that, she will do it to herself up to 5 times a day.
Thankfully their chat was cut to this 1 minute montage of the best of their interview, because any more than that and stuff would’ve been squirting out of my mouth and wouldn’t be the same thing that is squirting out of her.
BTW if you are like Stern and don’t know what squirting is, watch this NSFW clip from Californication will explain it to you. And it will also ruin you for life!
Over the weekend a rumor started that NBC is looking to replace Jay Leno with Jimmy Fallon when the current Tonight Show host’s contract expires in 2014. Well today the NY Post is reporting that and that Howard Stern is being groomed to replace Fallon on Late Night.
I think that Stern is a good choice because he has interviewing skills and he knows how to keep an audience entertained, but can he make the transition from radio to broadcast television. I say that because you know NBC will be put a leash on him and he won’t be able to do the stuff he is known for in the morning. So can a clean Stern be as good as a dirty one? He is a great guest on the late night talk shows, but that is only for two segments and him being the interviewee. Can he handle doing the show by himself in a restricted format? I don’t know. Muzzling someone like him doesn’t work, check the last few big awards shows.
Now when it comes to the timeslot, I think NBC would be smarter to give Stern The Tonight Show and keep Fallon where he is. Stern has a bigger following and can bring in a younger audience. But then again the advantage of him taking over late night is that he can be raunchier at 12:37a than he can at 11:35p.
Plus if given the earlier time, I am not sure Stern would want to compete head to head with his two friends Jimmy Kimmel and David Letterman. He might feel more comfortable going up against Craig Ferguson. And if that were to be the case, I think The Late Late Show’s days would be numbered because CBS would be slaughtered by Stern.
I don’t know what to make of it all. It is an interesting choice. It has its positives and its negatives. It will be fun to see how it all plays out and if NBC will finally confirm the rumors that this is all happening which so far they have denied
And this could all be a waste of time because they can make the changes and then a few months later Leno could take back The Tonight Show. It’s not like he hasn’t done it before.
