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Do Larry King and Russell Brand have something to tell us?
June 27th, 2017 under Do they have something to tell us?, Larry King, Russell Brand. [ Comments: none ]

Larry King shared this photo of Russell Brand lovingly kissing him, so do they have something to tell us? According to Ora TV talk show host yes they do. King said, “Who knew at this age that I’d find a new kind of love?? I’m in London with the irrepressible @rustyrockets.” The comedian has done worse, after all he was married to Katy Perry.


Russell Brand got to screw himself!
March 3rd, 2017 under Russell Brand. [ Comments: none ]

How many times have you said to someone, “go screw yourself,” and wish that they could? Russell Brand got just that opportunity when he saw a lifesize cardboard image of himself. While most normal people would pose next to it, the comedian is not one of them. Which is a good thing because we got this photo.


Russell Brand oozes sexiness!
May 11th, 2014 under Russell Brand. [ Comments: none ]

Russell Brand Tweeted these pictures of what he wore at Eurovision and who knew he looked so pretty in a gown? If he only had hair on the top of his head and not on the rest of his body, I think he could easily pass for a beautiful woman. Don’t you agree?


Would you fall for Russell Brand’s pick-up line?
June 11th, 2013 under Howard Stern, Russell Brand. [ Comments: none ]

Russell Brand was on The Howard Stern Show today and he told the Shock Jock his winning pick-up line! Brand will say to a girl, “Look, we are alive here for a short time. I think you are beautiful. I think there’s divinity within you and there is divinity within in me…” He had me at look. Actually he kind of had me at divinity, because the way he talks is so enchanting. Even if I don’t what the hell he just said.


Russell Brand became a mailman for the sex!
June 10th, 2013 under David Letterman, Russell Brand. [ Comments: none ]

Russell Brand was a guest on The Late Show tonight and he told David Letterman that he was a mailman before he was an actor. He told David Letterman why he did it. Brand explained, “In my mind, it is a cultural illusion that this is an opportunity for early morning conjugal activity. I thought that housewives would open the door, with a gesture to their nether regions.” Then he added, “Turns out that is not a window for sex. They just want their letters basically.” So how long did he hold out before he quit his sexless job? He held the job for 3 whole weeks.
I guess he thought that mailman was spelled maleman, and because of that I wonder if he thought that woman would think he is twice the man. I mean why would think that woman want their mailman? It has never been a fantasy of mine and I never heard anyone else wanted to lick their postal worker like a stamp. Have you?
Dear Mailmen, I am sorry if I offended you with the last paragraph. That was not what I was going for with this post. Please continue to deliver my bills and junk mail. Thanks!


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