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November 1st, 2021 under Amy Schumer, Halloween

Amy Schumer is the face of Tampax, so she is taking the role seriously. So seriously, she dressed as one of their tampons for Halloween.

I guess she didn’t read the part of the contract that says strings are attached no matter what. As in, you have to promote the feminine hygiene product every day of the year.

Now, I wonder what she will be giving gifts for Christmas. I know—Tampax tampons. To the men in her life, who will be getting a box, they make great snow angels. After you craft one, you can hang it from the tree as an ornament. To her Jewish friends, dip one in some wax and use it as a candle for your Menorah. For New Year’s Eve, just dip it in an alcoholic drink and suck it up. When it comes to Valentine’s day…I will stop right there.


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