Don’t know what to give the woman who gave you life on Mother’s Day this Sunday. Wonder no more. Yesterday, on The Late Late Show with James Corden, they aired a commercial for the must give gift to wrap up for our loving mothers. That present is oh, oh, oh, oh so satisfying and she will be thanking Gd and you for years to cum, I mean come. It is John Stamos and how can you not buy her him. Heck, I am going to steal one of my friends’ kids, so that I can say I am mother because I need one.
The only person who won’t like her shiny new toy is your dad. But who care because Uncle Jesse will be your new dad. He’s so much cooler anyways.
Although you will have to figure a way to get him someone special for Father’s Day next month.
Bob Saget’s TV daughter, Jodie Sweeten, is on Dancing with the Stars and he really wants her to win. So much so, he is asked Tom Bergeron, the man who replaced him on America’s Funniest Video’s, to fix Dancing with the Stars to make it happen. Did Bergeron agree to do it? At least not on camera. We will find out in a few weeks if he agreed to do it off camera.
But I don’t think he would do that. Although without the Houghs on the ABC dancing competition show, to me the show doesn’t seem as fixed as it has in the past. So maybe there is a new professional the Judges are angling to win the Mirrorball trophy. That’s who Saget should really go after.
We know who John Stamos is, but do we really? Netflix went behind the scenes of his life and we are finally going to learn who the man is. He is more than Uncle Jesse. More than a Beach Boy. More than Grandfathered. More than a eternal bachelor. He is John Stamos, Uncle Jesse, a Beach Boy, Grandfathered, eternal bachelor and a prankster on April Fool’s Day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZV_fuNT3qk
Yesterday, on Late Night with Seth Meyers, Keri Russell, John Stamos, Henry Cavill and John Goodman all told their younger selves not to do something that would forever change their lives.
Felicity was up first and she told herself not to chop off her hair because the fans, like me, would turn against her. She hasn’t forgiven them for all the hate mail, just like I haven’t forgiven her for doing it. Have you?
Uncle Jesse surprises us with something he did when he was 18. Superman reveals something so shocking that he still can’t handle it today. Then there was Dan Conner and he can’t duck his past.
Now, can we talk about skinny John Goodman? I am still not used to it. He kind of looks like George Clooney, but hotter.
John Stamos shared a scruffy Selfie from his bed in a button down shirt and all I could notice is the Granfathered star suffered a nip slip. By the looks of his face he doesn’t care that he Freed the Nip on Instagram. I guess after exposing his buttocks for a magazine spread, what’s a little nipple. Especially one as nice as his.
