Yesterday on Celebrity Family Feud, Steve Harvey posed this question to the contestants, “We asked 100 women, name something you would like to do to Steve Harvey while he is sleeping?”
Adrienne Bailon got real and said, “Tickle him,” and 19 women agreed with her. Since it was not the #1 answer, Aly Michalka got her shot to answer and she was a real hellcat with her answer. The iZombie star embarrassingly said, “sex.” That answer got him all excited until he went to see if it was on the board. Not one woman said that answer. You can see that he was crushed that out of 100 women, not one woman would want to have sex with him. He asked the audience, “How ugly am I?” I guess it is the mustache because a few women did say that they would shave it off while he was sleeping?
You have to feel bad for him because that has really got to hurt one’s feelings a lot. It would definitely hurt mine.
Steve Harvey asked two men on Family Feud, “Name something you might like to have 2 of on your bed?” Jesse buzzed in first and what do you think he said? Of course, he proudly went with, “Women, Steve!”
His opponent Carson thought it was such a perfect answer that he went over to Jesse, gave him that manly handshake and a half hug. Which made the host scold him with a “Carson, him I got. But you went over and hugged him. That little Bible study is going to be packed next week.” I am sure there is a passage in the great book somewhere about Ménage à trois he can talk to them about. If not we can pretend that there is one because it would definitely get more people into worship!
BTW can you believe that only 8 people said two other people in the bed? I have wanted two men in my bed since I saw it on Skinamax when I was a preteen! Pillows you can buy at any big box store, men are a little more expensive!
Seriously though, hats off to Jesse for saying what we were all thinking!
Yesterday on Celebrity Family Feud, Steve Harvey asked, “If man’s zipper breaks in church, what might he use to cover it up?” NBA legend Charles Barkley said, “a child.” Not realizing how bad that answer is. Even after Kristen Ledlow said, “Not a good answer,” and Ernie Johnson walked over to the other team. I know that because, he then tried to explain as “I meant a baby.” Which made everything worse, so much worse.
As bad as that answer is, it was still on the board. Except they said, “person.” Still sounds bad, no matter how you put it! On a positive note, at least the bible was the #1 answer.
Yesterday was finally the night when it was the Kardashians vs the Wests on Celebrity Family Feud. We heard it was good, and I cannot believe I am admitting this, but it really was very good. Kanye West is a fan and it showed. He did not stop smiling from the beginning to the end of the ABC game show. Who knew he knew how to do that?
While it was a close competition, grandma Kardashian helped her family win the night. Khloe Kardashian says that there was a feud between the families; but when it came to Fast Money, they did something only a family would do. Khloe and Kendall Jenner (who gave the best answer of the night) let Kanye and Kim Kardashian play the round even though they lost.
Good thing they did because the first two questions were tailored for Kim. Which was a good thing because she says that she has been practicing for this moment in her bedroom every night. And here we thought she was practicing something else with Kanye in that room?
Anyways, the first question was, “On a scale of 1-10, how sexy are you compared to the people you work with?” Without hesitation, she said 10. And that caused Steve Harvey some hesitation, so he stopped the clock because he was laughing so hard. He laughed even harder when he then asked her, “Name a part of the body you’re always banging into things?” She gave a very Kardashian answer when she said, “butt.” Before it was revealed that no one else had that issue on the board, the game show host could not stop grinning. Especially, when she told him that her a$$ets cause her to knock things down. As if we did not already know that.
Anyways, the married couple got the 200 points needed to win Fast Money, Therefore, both families raised $25,000 for Childrens Hospital Los Angeles, so the hospital is the true winner. Well them and Kanye who had the time of his life.
When it comes to Kendall’s answer, they were asked if you were having a party where everyone is naked, who would you not want to show up? She said, “Donald Trump!” At least someone in that family is smart!
Steve Harvey asked the contestants on Family Feud, “Name something that a man has, that jiggles when he walks.” When he got to Erika, she had an obvious answer for the show. The only problem is that she personalized it with, “Well speaking of my husband, the first thing that came to mind, was testicles.” All he could do was laugh in the audience as she tried to apologize.
I would say she has the big balls in the family by giving that answer, but thanks to that answer we already know his are bigger. Poor husband. No one is going to look at him the same after that response. He will constantly have to tell them his eyes are up here.
Was it worth humiliating her husband on national television? Yes because the answer was up on the board. 14 people agreed with her but the game show called them nads/frog eyes. Have you ever heard of them being referred to as frog eyes before? I have not and now I will never look at them the same way.
