Steve Harvey was hosting Family Feud and he asked the contestants, “Name an animal sound that would not be sexy coming from your husband in bed?” Once he got the first answer, he was like I make animal sounds in bed and I have made them all. Then he added it is all about the timing. It is, although mooing never works at least for me it doesn’t/
Family Feud has come up with some interesting questions that will lead to the contestants answering with a slang word for pen!s. And the game show has only been very creative with coming up with extremely creative nicknames for the male body organ. That is until now. When Steve Harvey asked “Name something a woman doesn’t like to see her man play with?”, one of the family members said himself. That answer was on the board, but as Herman the one-eyed German. So I have deduced that either Family Feud has run out of nicknames for the dick, cock, wiener, pecker, junk, trousers snake, private part, member, whopper, little head, schlong, prick, dong, wang, meat popsicle, baby maker, wet noodle, love muscle, johnson, anaconda, woody and/or pen!s, or they have just given up. I just hope they bring in some fresh blood soon to get them excited again about coming up with words for tallywacker soon because I need them to fill me up!
BTW WTF is a Herman the one-eyed German?
Steve Harvey has been an excellent host on Family Feud because he is really warm with the families even when he is making fun of them for their ridiculous answers. Well today he was on Ellen and he told Ellen DeGeneres about one of his favorite families on the show so far. Not only were they memorable when he introduced them, but also with their answers. He asked them “Name something that follows the word pork?” It wasn’t only the answers that they gave that made them stand out to him, but it is how they gave them. You can watch the pork incident below and see if you see why he brought them up on her show! As soon as he started talking about them, I remember them because they definitely left an impression.
Today on Steve Harvey‘s daytime talk show 3 Bachelors Dance for Love and we learn that white men should not dance on television. Well maybe not all Caucasians because the third guy has the moves like the strippers that we saw in Magic Mike! He is sexy and we know it!
So as we all know Family Feud has a lot of fun coming up with questions that will lead to one of the contestants answering it with a slang word for pen!s. The latest example was when Steve Harvey asked, “Tell me something that a bride wants to be huge.” So Brandon said, “her man” under his breath. Then Harvey tells him to elaborate, so he says “The dong!” Well that answer wasn’t good enough, so then he tried “The Whopper!” That answer was still not good enough, so he decided to make the third try a charm and just said the word “Pen!s.” Well Harvey couldn’t believe he used the medical name, so he went off on a rant about that and wound up using the word himself.
So was it on the board? Of course, but it was called a “Hubby’s Chubby.” I want a job where all I have to do is come up with slang words for pen!s!
