Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi got kreative with their Kristmas Kard this season. The kouple kopied Kim Kardashian’s naked butt pose for this holiday and it is perfect.
At least with this photo both women will openly admit it has been photoshopped, when will Kim do the same and admit what in her layout wasn’t actually her and what really belongs to her?
Ellen DeGeneres thought it would be funny to send Kevin Nealon to the Hello Kitty Convention in LA last week and she was so right. He is such the wrong person to send to the event that it turned out to be purrfect. My favorite part is when he confronts all the people that said she is not a cat, but she is a little girl. A revelation that still has me really pissed off at Sanario. She is a cat, and there is no question about it. If she is a little girl, then make her look like one and not a cat. Right?
So because I am upset with them for revealing that fact recently, I am so happy that the daytime talk show host sent the comedian to question them about it and make fun of the whole thing. It truly is a joke.
Kat Dennings is on Ellen today and Ellen DeGeneres asked her what it was like to work with Kim Kardashian on the season premiere of 2 Broke Girls that airs this Monday on CBS at 9p. The waitress on TV told her, “I didn’t know what to expect, I was very nervous because I’ve seen so many episodes.” Then she added, “She was very sweet. She was very nice. And her a$$ is amazing.” She didn’t stop there, “I was so in love with her a$$.”
I am sure that Mrs Kanye West feels the same way about Max’s boobs.
As we know Ellen DeGeneres likes to scare people, so the producers of Annabelle sent her the doll from the movie to scare people around her office. Well the daytime talk show host took them up on their offer and scared her producer Andy with it over and over again. Did he build an immunity to it or did she scare him time and time again? You just have to watch this funny video to find out.
BTW I really hope they sell that doll in stores because I would so love to own one. She would go great with my Chucky, Freddy Krueger and Jason Vorhees dolls!
Ellen DeGeneres’ guest DJ tWitch is going to star in Magic Mike XXL and for the role he needs to be waxed from head to toe. Ellen being the person that she is, didn’t want him to go through that pain alone. To help him through it, she brought in a professional waxer to wax him.
You’re thinking that is so nice of her. Well, don’t be so fast to think that because she made him strip down in front of the cameras and made his hair removal part of her show.
So we got to watch as his hair was painlessly pulled from his body one by one by one. Personally I thought that was a lot of fun to watch. I especially love when he starts doing Lamaze breathing to deal with the pain. I hope his wife, Allison Holker, gives him a lot crap for that.
BTW am I the only who is bummed they didn’t show his face when he got the boys waxed? I am sure he forgot how to breathe, in any form of the way, while that was happening.
