I scream. You scream. We all scream after we see Eli Roth’s Ice Cream Man.
Remember when you were a kid, and you got all excited when you would hear the music coming from the ice cream truck? You would run towards it with excitement.
Well, that will no longer be the case after we see Roth’s latest Horror movie. He is going to do to those childhood memories what he did to staying at Hostels overseas, make you terrified of them. And that might not be the worst thing in the world.
But what will be is how this film will make us afraid of elementary school children. I mean, I am already afraid of them because my niece and her friends gang up on me. And as mean as they are to me, I never thought they would scoop the brains (if I had any) out of my head like they work at an ice cream shoppe.
So, if you are sick of spending money on Ozempic, go see Ice Cream Man, and you won’t have to worry about eating the sweet treat again.
Eli Roth and his wife (who has not been identified) welcomed their first baby today.
“Donatella Sophia, Born 3:33pm. ❤️,” the Horror director wrote. “Already practicing my Bear Jew entrance for when her boyfriends come to pick her up.”
Could you imagine her boyfriends knocking on the door and seeing her dad answer as his Inglourious Basterds character? They will run away faster than people did to get into the store for a Black Friday bargain in Thanksgiving.
It took 16 years for Thanksgiving to go from a fake trailer in the Grindhouse double feature to being a real movie on the big screen. And good things come to those who wait.
Today, Eli Roth announced that we won’t have to wait that long for Thanksgiving 2. However, we will have to wait until 2025 because he wants to take a year off so that he and Jeff Rendell can “make it better than the first one.”
As a huge fan of Roth movies, who thinks Cabin Fever is one of the greatest Horror movies ever made, I think that Thanksgiving is his best film to date.
I just hope that he doesn’t do a Terrifier 2 and be gory just to be gory. There were some awesome kills in Thanksgiving, and he can top them, but it doesn’t have to be over-torturous.
Are you sick of your family serving dry turkey on Thanksgiving? Well, this year, you can moisten it with blood instead of gravy, thanks to Eli Roth.
In 2007, Eli Roth created a mock trailer called Thanksgiving for the Grindhouse double feature. Now, 16 years, that film is becoming a reality, and the fourth Thursday of November will never be the same.
After a Black Friday riot ends in tragedy, a mysterious Thanksgiving-inspired killer terrorizes Plymouth, Massachusetts – the birthplace of the holiday. Picking off residents one by one, what begins as random revenge killings are soon revealed to be part of a larger, sinister holiday plan. Will the town uncover the killer and survive the holidays…or become guests at his twisted holiday dinner table?
Thanksgiving stars Patrick Dempsey, Milo Manheim, Rick Hoffman, Addison Rae, and Gina Gershon, and will be released on November 17th.
