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Aftershock will leave you shaking!
May 11th, 2013 under Eli Roth. [ Comments: none ]

Imagine you are an American tourist taking a trip to Chile for a relaxing vacation when all of a sudden the country is hit by the biggest earthquake it has ever seen. What would you do? When the town and the people are crumbling around you. That is the premise for Aftershock that is out now in theaters.
Gringo (Eli Roth) is in Chile enjoying his trip when he meets Pollo (Nicolas Martinez) and Ariel (Ariel Levy) and they tell him they will show him the true country. The three men meet American stepsisters Monica (Andrea Osvart) and Kylie (Lorenza Izzo) and their Russian friend Irina (Natasha Yarovenko) who decide to join them on their adventure to Valparaiso. Once they get their they take in the best the town has to offer, including the most tantalizing bar. Just as the fun begins, their world be shaken by a massive earthquake. They are surrounded by death and panic as they try to make their way out of the club and to what they think will be safety. When they get out of the bar, they realize things are so much worse than they thought. Now the 4 tourists, who have no idea where they are and don’t speak the language, will have to get out of where ever they are with their two tour guides, one who has suffered a major injury.
But it isn’t only the quake they have to be afraid of, the prisons have all been destroyed and the prisoners are running wild. They are killing, raping and destroying everyone and everything in their path. Now our leads are running from them, a possible Tsunami and aftershocks in a place that has been completely destroyed.
Will they be able to get out of there alive? You will have see this suspenseful, movie written by Roth and López, that will have you on the edge of your seat with your hands over your eyes.
Before the ugliness of the quake hits, you will see the beautiful sites of Chile. So don’t put your hands over your eyes until then. Then once the quake hits be prepared for lost of Roth type blood and gore and you will definitely want to cover your eyes then.


Thought a bad haircut was the scariest thing you’d see in mirror at the beauty parlor?
February 27th, 2013 under Eli Roth. [ Comments: none ]

Going to a hair salon is terrifying enough. But imagine how much worse it would be if someone put a woman dressed up like a ghost behind a two-sided mirror and revealed them every now and again. That would scare the living daylights out of you, right? So that is exactly what the people behind Last Exorcism II did to promote their movie that comes out on Friday.
I don’t know about you, but I actually think that this gag was more horrifying than the sequel looks like it is going to be.


The Last Exorcism gets exorcised again
January 8th, 2013 under Eli Roth. [ Comments: none ]

I guess you can say that The Last Exorcism wasn’t the last one because the sequel is coming out on March 1st. Hopefully The Last Exorcism 2 will have a better ending than the first one. Burn baby, burn.


Is Mike Tyson whispering sweet nothings into Eli Roth’s ear?
November 1st, 2012 under Eli Roth, Mike Tyson. [ Comments: none ]

Mike Tyson Tweeted the above picture and I so want to know what is happening in it. Is he blowing into Eli Roth’s ear? Or did The Champ confuse the Cabin Fever director with Evander Holyfield and try to take a bite out of his ear? Or is just Iron Mike letting him know how he really felt about the ending of The Last Exorcism? What do you think is happening in that picture?


The Man with the Iron Fists’ trailer knocked me out
June 28th, 2012 under Eli Roth. [ Comments: none ]

The trailer for RZA’s The Man with the Iron Fists’ reminds of those Bruce Lee movies I used to watch when I was a kid and because of that I want to see this movie when it comes out on December 21st. There was just something that was so much fun about those Kung Fu movies even though they were the most violent thing you can watch at such a young age and I want to relive it with this flick.


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