Sarah Palin got one, Hillary Clinton got one, Barack Obama got one and now Donald Trump got his own one too. The Presidential candidate is the focus of a pornody on Wood Rocket. (The link is very NSFW)
The pornduction company rushed this 22 minute movie out faster than a quickie and it really captured The Donald until he took his pants off. That’s because, who thinks Trump’s Trump is even half that size? While that might not have been accurate, the bad wig was spot on. And what is up with Donald having problems with ties ever since he announced he was running for POTUS?
The female reporter and the US have something in common, we are both f*cked if Donald gets in. What? I had to go there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbbXBdKmRcM
Thirteen year old Molly Bergman wrote a musical letter to Donald Trump and she sings what most people are thinking to him. She tells him that he is embarrassing the nation and that he needs to take a vacation. Then after calling him a bully, she explains to him that it was fun at first but now he blows. This is all stuff I have been saying, and yet a teenager was able to turn it into a catchy song. One you will be singing until he finally drops out the race. Sadly, I thought that would’ve happened by now but it hasn’t. Who is left for him to insult before that happens?
When it comes to Molly, too bad that American Idol is ending before she is old enough to audition for it. I think she would’ve had a chance to win it all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuyjWi52pVw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ks_240VM1WI
Donald Trump running for President is a late night host’s fantasy, and yesterday Conan O’Brien, Seth Meyers and Jimmy Fallon showed us how much of a wet dream it is for them. Deviants! Conan came up with a fake ovulating talking stick that looks and sounds like The Donald on his TBS show. Meyers took to his Late Night to go off on the Presidential candidate for 5 and a half minutes. While Fallon dressed up as Trump on The Tonight Show and explained all things that he didn’t mean to say, even though we all know he did.
When it comes to the funniest, hands down that goes to Conan easily. His was also the sickest and most cringeworthy. Then there is Meyers, who is proving once again he is a great replacement for Jon Stewart. His political monologue is well versed and everyone can learn a thing or two from it. Finally, Fallon is the goofiest and that is alright. That is what he is known for and it works.
I love that they are a making a mockery of Trump, I just wish that there were as many people who were actually supporting him. When he announced he was running for President, I thought it was a great joke that kept on giving, but now it scares me how many people are taking him seriously.
In order to get ready for tonight’s Republican Debate, several of the candidates are using a Trump Bot to prepare for beating Trumo. Up until last night it was secret, but Conan O’Brien got his hands on one and debuted it on his TBS show. I couldn’t believe how life life it looks, but then again everything looks life like as compared to Donald Trump. Even the hair looks more real than The Donald’s, but then again so does an overused bear rug that has never been washed. I could keep going on, but I will let you do it.
BTW is it just me or does the Trump Bot look like a lot like Conan?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T720NmYlQYc
Donald Trump tried to trademark his Apprentice catchphrase “You’re fired,” but seems there is something he says more often. That word is, “disgusting.” He says it so much that Jimmy Kimmel Live was able to compile him saying the word in several different scenarios. They say you are the word you say, so I think he is that word since he says it so much. I know I say bitch a lot, and that is what I am. What word do you say a lot?
