https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6BgU0t-mOg
Will Smith knows how to make an entrance and yesterday he got The Late Show crowd going when he walked out. Before he even sat down, he grabbed the mic and sang his hit Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It. The audience did their best to jam along with him, but they were way too white. Either way, it got them clapping.
When he finally sat down, he told the CBS late night host that rap was for him. To which Letterman told him that he can’t do that. Smith responded by telling him, “No, no, you can…You can, Dave. It’s in you. There’s a Negro inside of you. Dave.” As soon as Letterman heard that, he had this big a$$ smile on his face and said, “Wow! Wow! That’s the best news I have had in years. I gotta run home and surprise the wife!” After that, Smith completely lost it like I’ve never seen him lose it.
When it comes to the white audience, maybe they can use the app that Jimmy Kimmel and Anthony Anderson introduced on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday called brothr.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EI4t241cjQ0
Dakota Johnson is on The Late Show tonight to talk about some movie she is in, and her mother had a message for David Letterman. Melanie Griffith wanted to let the late night CBS host know that she loves him. He told the actress that he also really loves her mom. Anastasia Grey reminded him that her mother brought him handcuffs one time, and he tried to avoid the statement. Then she asked him, “So , are you my dad?” He got all flustered and nervous as he agreed with her when she said was kidding.
She then tried to let him off the hook and said that she knows who her father is. We all know her dad is because she looks just like Don Johnson. Doesn’t she have the Miami Vice detective’s face and the Working Girl’s voice?
Now back to Letterman, you know for second, it kind of looked he was probably doing the math. Which makes sense because Griffith got pregnant with Dakota around the time she was promoting Working Girl. So wait, maybe one day he will do a Darth Vader and be like “No, I am your father.” Where’s Maury Povich when you really need him???
New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick is on The Late Show tonight and David Letterman asked him about Deflate gate. He wanted to know why weren’t the Super Bowl champs’ footballs fully inflated during the final playoffs game. Belichick explained, “Well, we all know that as the footballs get colder, they deflate. Scientifically.”
Now he is referring to pigskins, but I just pictured him talking about another type of ball that gets smaller in cold weather. You know the two I am talking about. Did I score a touchdown with that joke???
I think from Jeff Goldblum’s appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman with his wife, Emilie Livingston, we know why he finally decided to tie the knot at 62 years old! Don’t you agree?
But now I have to wonder if she quoted from his movie the The Fly when she did that for him the first time. You know, “Be afraid, be very afraid!” I am sure he was afraid, but also very excited!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz-LZdXyEe4
Anna Kendrick was on The Late Show yesterday after the Christmas Toy segment and she told David Letterman that one of the toys looks like a “fur covered dildo.” The CBS late host told her he didn’t realize that until she mentioned it to him. After someone on the set brings it out to him, he tells her that is all he could see the cat toy as. I don’t know what took him so long because just like Anna that was the first thing that came to my mind when I saw it. So much so, I am going to order a Cat Paw for my pussy. For $9.99 (the price not inches) it is the gift that keeps on giving until she moans, “Meow! Meow! Meow!” and starts purring like crazy. I just don’t know if I should get her the black one, the orange one or the white one? I guess, I will get her one of each! I know she will love it because it is so purrfect for her.
BTW watch as Shannon Eis tried to hint that the toy is more than it appears to be on the surface.
