In order to get ready for tonight’s Republican Debate, several of the candidates are using a Trump Bot to prepare for beating Trumo. Up until last night it was secret, but Conan O’Brien got his hands on one and debuted it on his TBS show. I couldn’t believe how life life it looks, but then again everything looks life like as compared to Donald Trump. Even the hair looks more real than The Donald’s, but then again so does an overused bear rug that has never been washed. I could keep going on, but I will let you do it.
BTW is it just me or does the Trump Bot look like a lot like Conan?
One of the last times that Ice-T was on Conan O’Brien’s show, he told the TBS late night host that he does the Dick Dance when he does well with a videogame. Yesterday when Ice-T and Coco were on Conan, the red head wanted to know what the mom-to-be does. She told him that she does the Boob Dance and then she showed him. Her breasts went up and down in a hypnotizing way. As she was doing it, I tried to do it with my natural boobs and it didn’t work. As Ice explained, she has implants and I don’t.
So to my other lady friends, did you try it and were you able to make your boobs dance?
BTW I know no man is reading this because he is just watching her boobies boogie.
Conan O’Brien’s TBS talk show is taking some time off, and that means Andy Richter has a lot of extra time on his hands. What did he do with? He finally got his bush under control, and made like a gardener and trimmed the hedges. When he was done, he took to Twitter to let us know he did some much needed manscaping. Now all I can do is picture him showing off his work to himself. Tell me I am not the only one with that image stuck in their head.
Almost every time that Paul Rudd has been on any of Conan O’Brien’s late night shows, he has shown a clip from Mac & Me instead of one from the movie he has was promoting on that episode. This time the TBS host was hoping that because Ant-Man is a Marvel film that he would actually get a clip from the movie. It started out with a scene from the superhero flick, but Mac & Me wheeled its way in. Once it did, Conan just gave up.
You would think he wouldn’t be so clueless to the fact that Rudd is going to do this time, but he still hasn’t figured out. Which is good for us and bad for him.
In case you have missed all of the other times that Rudd has done this to Conan, here is a megamix of most of those appearance. I feel bad for vman330 because he is going to have to add this latest appearance to his mix.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfqDC4mxSuI
Both Boy George and Jack Black are guests on Conan tonight and the TBS late night host asked the Culture Club singer who some of his musical influences are. George O’Dowd told him they are some of the ’70s biggest bands like The Doors. The Tenacious D rocker agreed and added that Jim Morrison has the best yell in Rock’n’Roll. Conan told them if they like The Doors so much, then why don’t they sing one of their songs. They agreed and Robbie Krieger from the band joined them.
What happens next is so trippy, I feel like I was doing some of the same things Morrison did back in the day.
Even though all of their styles are so different, oddly enough, combined it works.
So as The Doors said, “Hello, I Love You, won’t you tell me your name?” C’mon once Boy George is done touring with his band, he should totally tour with Black and Krieger. What should we call them?
