Andrew Dice Clay told Conan O’Brien tonight that he thinks that Donald Trump stole his act, and I think he is right. I mean, as soon as the Diceman said that, it was like it all makes sense now. The stuff Drumpf says, is stuff that sounds like it is coming from Dice’s mouth, but it isn’t. It is coming out of the other one’s lips. Which makes it that much more scary. Dice knows it is a joke and it’s not real, the other one does not.
Kathy Griffin was on Conan O’Brien’s TBS show yesterday and she told him that her good friend Josh Groban is a man whore. Then she explained that, “he has been getting the p*ssy (not the cat) in Hollywood as long as I have known him.” Basically, she describes him as the “John Mayer of Opera.”
I don’t believe it, not the sweet innocent man who has the voice that makes angels, well. Oh wait, maybe there is something there? I am sure his Grobanites would love to find out if it is true. I mean, with a voice like that he has to be good in bed. Right? Plus, imagine what his voice sounds like when little Josh raises up and complete his job! If you know what I mean!
Anyways talking about Little Josh, she shared another story about him. Grobs likes to bring young girls on the stage with him and she told him she knows why he does that. He said to her, “Look honey, this D!ck isn’t going to suck itself.” Conan’s face says it all. My face looked the same exact same way as his. I am sure Grobs was joking? He had to be joking? Right? That’s not that Josh Groban we know. But I like it, I really, really like it!
Grobs (I am going to call him that from now on) has the voice of an Angel and a devilish side to go with it! What more does a girl need? We know what he needs apparently…
Back when Mark Wahlberg was Marky Mark, he posed in his underwear for Calvin Klein. Now nearly 25 years later, someone who wasn’t even born when he posed in his Calvins, is doing the same thing. That is his good buddy Justin Bieber and he told Conan O’Brien on his TBS late night show tonight that the Beebs sent him those photos. Something the actor didn’t want to see because what 45 year old dad of 4 wants to see another man’s funky bunch. In other words, it didn’t give him good vibrations.
Jeff Goldblum has been doing Conan O’Brien’s late night shows since 1993 and the host realized that his guest never ages. Therefore, he wanted to know the Fly’s secret is to ageing. As the conversation went on, Goldblum focused on Conan’s red hair and how there are no greys in sight. But is the ginger natural? The TBS host stood up and showed him that yes it is. Too bad his back was to the cameras at the time.
I know Goldblum did a film called Earth Girls Are Easy, tonight he found out so are the men!
Thing I love most about Conan O’Brien is he is the only late night show host who is willing to take a joke so far you know there is a special place in Hell for him. Next to me of course, but still.
Anyways, the TBS late night show came up with a fake commercial for The Toilet Santa. It is a life-sized Santa that sits on the back of your loo and you get to pee and poop with him. So wrong and so right!
