On Monday, Kevin Hart could not stop laughing at how white Conan O’Brien’s skin is and yesterday Martin Short told him he is so white that Barbra Streisand would clone him. That was just one of the many jokes that Ed Grimley roasted his “Hollywood” friend with and it was all brilliant.
I do not know why everyone is picking on him this week, but I like it. The TBS host probably does not but I do. And the viewer is always right. Right?
Kevin Hart was on Conan yesterday and he could not stop laughing at his friend who helped him out.
He asked the TBS host to film one of the episodes for his YouTube series What the Fit, where the two of them learn how to Sumo wrestle. As you know Sumo wrestlers do not wear shirts, so Hart got to see his very white friend topless. The comedian could not stop laughing at how white his chest is because he never saw anything that pale before in his life. He wanted everyone to see the blinding body he got to see, so he asked O’Brien to lift his shirt and show the audience. Once Conan did that, he completely lost it!
And with that, we will not see Hart on the show ever again according to Conan. Which is sad because they are just so funny together. They show Jerry Seinfeld who are the real comedians in cars drinking 40 are.
I know Conan was hurt, but I could not stop laughing with Hart! And then wait until you Hart get Sumo his on and the wrestler showing him he is no match to him. And Hart was not kidding, Conan is whiter than white.
Remember how shocked you were to see Kevin Hart down on the field after the Eagles won their first Super Bowl? Well turns out he was too.
Yesterday, when he was talking to Conan O’Brien he told him how he got down there with the players for his hometown’s football team. As we know, he was drunk. Being drunk gives you balls and the alcohol definitely did that for the comedian. When his team won, he told his wife and his friends that they should all go down to celebrate with the guys.
Only problem is they didn’t have passes. He didn’t care. He kept walking past security and told them that he was, “Kevin Hart,” and it worked. Once he was down on the turf, he stole some. Which he framed.
Eventually, he found himself with the football players and they tossed him around like he was football, since he is about the same size. Something he discovered the next day when he saw video from the night before.
As he was talking to the winners, he thought that Philadelphia would love to see him with the trophy. Now he was determined to go up on the stage, even though one of the players told him the trophy was next to him. He did not hear that and was destined to get on to that stage no matter what. There is only one thing that could stop him, and it was not his wife. It is a security guard twice his size.
Hart never did say if he got a picture with the trophy, but he did he say he would do it all over again! Who wouldn’t because that is the ultimate experience for a long time fan.
Heather Graham is a first time director in the movie Half Magic, and she had to direct herself doing herself.
It is such a hot scene that she told Conan O’Brien a dildo company was willing to pay $50,000 to be part of it. Did she take the money? Nope, because it did not call for anything other than her hand to be used to pleasure herself. And she had to direct her hand as a cameraman stood over her. Talk about pressure.
She also talked about another scene in the movie that one of her male friends did not like. Her friend does like hearing women say pussy, so he asked her if he could change the word to flower. She did not, which I so agree with. I find calling my pussy a flower is like so gross. What about you?
We have seen celebrities dance their way out on to a talk show, come out riding on animals, but we have never seen one do what Zach Galifianakis did. He came out of Andy Richter’s belly like the alien in Alien. Only problem is, once he got his head out, he was stuck.
Some things sound good on a paper, but in reality they do not always work. And because this did not work out perfectly, it made it even funnier. Therefore, making it the greatest late night show entrance in history! How can you top that?
