Screen Team took this year’s biggest hits, reworked the lyrics and created the greatest Christmas Carol of the year and years to come! So come all ye faithful and listen to the holiday versions of Can’t Hold Us by Macklemore and Ryan Lewis, What Does the Fox Say by Ylvis, Bubble Butt by Major Lazer, Gas Pedal by Sage the Gemini, Started From the Bottom by Drake, Royals by Lorde, We Can’t Stop by Miley Cyrus, Get Lucky by Daft Punk ft. Pharrel Williams and Blurred Lines by Robin Thicke as one happy tune!
A year from now we will all be singing What Does an Elf Say?!!!
Megadeth was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and they announced that they released a Christmas album this holiday season. That’s right Thrashing Through the Snow: A Very Megadeth Christmas is available now and it is the must have album of the season. You have never heard songs like Frosty the Snowman done this way and you probably never will again.
So have a rockin’ holiday with Megadeth! Bet you never thought you would say that.
I can’t believe I never or forgot that I heard that Denis Leary has a song called Merry F*cking Christmas. Not only do I love it, but that is how I feel because I still have not done my X-Mas shopping and I am about the brave the retail world to do so. So as I struggle to find a parking space and wait over an hour in line, I will be humming and sometimes singing this song out loud. So if you are in the same boat as I am listen to this song and make sure to sing it aloud as you do your last minute shopping! I am sure others will join in with us as sing our Christmas Carole two days before this “joyous” holiday!
And when you get home, undress, down a full jar of Egg Nog, sit back and watch the full Denis Leary Christmas special. It will be the tension reliever that will sooth your sh!tty day!
Improv Everywhere, who is best known for bring Star Wars to the NYC subways, is doing a Tiffany and branching out into the malls in Jersey. They got together and a musical declaring that you are never too old to sit on Santa Claus’ lap. Personally I agree with them, but it also depends on how cute that man in red is. Well that and how Bad of a Santa he is!!!
Christmas is coming early this year because A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas is coming out this Friday. But not only are we getting a movie from them, we are getting a Yule Tide soundtrack that only they can sing. As you can see in this commercial that was released on Funny or Die, they got into the egg nog and sang songs that are not kid friendly in the least. Too bad they don’t sing their version of I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, can you imagine what they would do with it?
So light up a joint and buy A Very Harold & Kumar Yuletide because Christmas will never ever be the same!
