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Carrie Underwood tries to justify why she’s singing at Donald Trump’s inauguration
January 13th, 2025 under Carrie Underwood, Donald Trump. [ Comments: none ]

This morning, there were rumblings that Carrie Underwood was going to perform at Donald Trump’s inauguration, and then it was confirmed.

Needless to say, a lot of people were pissed off at the American Idol. So, she released a statement explaining why she is doing it.

“I love our country and am honored to have been asked to sing at the Inauguration and to be a small part of this historic event,” she told People. “I am humbled to answer the call at a time when we must all come together in the spirit of unity and looking to the future.”

Whatevs.

I will never forget how she kept crying about how her face was scarred badly because of a fall she had at her house, and it looked fine with barely noticeable scars.

I honestly never got her appeal. And after the face debacle, I was over her. Now, I am completely done. It is going to be interesting to see how or if this will affect American Idol, now that Miss Boring is going to be a judge.

Oh, and if she does one of her songs at the event, she should sing Before He Cheats. Too late for Melania though…

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Carrie Underwood the new Katy Perry on American Idol
July 31st, 2024 under American Idol 9+, Carrie Underwood. [ Comments: none ]

In 2005, Carrie Underwood’s life changed forever when she won American Idol. To celebrate the 20th anniversary of that win, she is taking it back to where it all began. According to Deadline, she is expected to be announced as the new judge on American Idol.

Katy Perry left the singing competition at the end of last season to focus on her music career. Thus leaving an empty chair at the judges’ table.

Several names were thrown around as replacements, including Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber, P!nk, and Meghan Trainor. But they opted to go with American Idol’s Top Selling artist.

So, she is the logical choice, and she will bring her massive fanbase with her.

Personally, I find her as exciting as watching paint dry. Hopefully, Luke Bryan and Lionel Richie will get her to let loose.

Does her joining AI make you want to watch? Who do you wish they hired instead?

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Carrie Underwood is hitting the road with Guns N’ Roses
May 31st, 2023 under Axl Rose, Carrie Underwood. [ Comments: none ]

Jesus, take the wheel because Carrie Underwood is the special guest for three Guns N’ Roses shows in August.

Those two go together like milk and Pepsi. But then again, I like that combo. So maybe it will work.

But not everyone can be a Donny & Marie song. You know, a little bit Country, a little bit Rock’n’Roll.

We shall see if you go to see them at Moncton, Montreal, or Nashville. Are you going to rock with them in one of those Paradise cities?

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Carrie Underwood wants you to listen to her legs
February 24th, 2023 under Carrie Underwood. [ Comments: none ]

Carrie Underwood couldn’t wait to model her new pair shiny black pants, but there is only one problem with them. When she walks, it makes the same sound as when you rub two balloons together.

Could you imagine if she wore them at a concert? All of her fans would think that she was farting every time she moved. They would be like Jesus better take the wheel and get her to the bathroom.

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Will Carrie Underwood still be pretty when she is older?
February 9th, 2021 under Carrie Underwood. [ Comments: none ]


Carrie Underwood tried the old filter out on her and her husband, and the effect was very different for both of them. Mike Fisher is a sexy silver fox. When it comes to his wife. Jesus take the wheel because she looks like a witch.

That app is sexist but very funny. Well, to everyone but the American Idol.

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