Today is Bruno Tonioli’s 63rd birthday. You would never know it by just looking at this photo of the Dancing with the Stars judge doing his best Tom Cruise in Risky Business. He looks younger than Cruise did when he made that movie 35 years ago. Seriously, how can be 2 years from becoming a senior citizen looking like that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfKBMh2aLwQ
We learned that Bruno Tonioli had a great figure when he did Elton John’s I’m Still Standing. That was 1983, how does he look today? We now know that answer thanks to The Late Late Show‘s James Corden getting the opportunity to choreograph a dance number on Dancing with the Stars. While walking around backstage, the CBS host stopped by to talk to the judges and Bruno was just lounging around in his briefs. It is an image I can’t get out of my mind, so much so I didn’t even see the routine that Corden came up with. Was it any good?
When it comes to Tonioli’s body, I turn my paddle around to give him a 7! If he wore black, I would’ve given him a 10.
Bruno Tonioli continues his shocking and offensive judging on Dancing with the Stars by telling Ralph Macchio, “you were too rough with your pussy” yesterday on the show after they performed their sexy Salsa. I think the 55 year old Italian judge was referring to Karina Smirnoff’s cat suit, but it still came out extremely wrong. Especially after he asked The Karate Kid (BTW ABC you chyroned the name of the movie wrong when you used it to reference the legendary producer Jerry Weintraub) if he was wearing “extra large diapers.” Although Ralph and Karina handled it well, why should they have to endure such comments like that from a man who danced in an Elton John video almost 30 years ago.
I, for one, am sick of his inappropriate and rude comments to the contestants and I think it is time for him to be replaced on the show. Every other show has replaced at least one of their judges and I think it is time for DWTS to the same. He does not offer critiques, he just tries to outdo Carrie Ann Inaba and Len Goodman by saying nonsensical things like what he said to Ralph.
I am sorry but his latest words to a contestant really pissed me off and I think it is about time ABC did something about it.
Oh and BTW I think having the last dance giving one team an extra 30 points is pure bullsh!t. It gives one team an unfair advantage. Especially when that team is a judges’ favorite and not America’s.
Team Ralph and Karina!!!
Yesterday Bristol Palin, whose claim to fame is while her mom was running for Vice President of the United States she was knocked up as a teenager, made her Dancing with the Stars debut. The teenage mom said she would be conservative on the show and she was anything but. She wore a little dress and kept shaking her hips and t!ts during the dance. I don’t have a problem with her showing off what made her a household name, just don’t try to play all innocent when you are not going to be.
It wasn’t her boob shaking that made me laugh the hardest during her performance, it was what Bruno Tonioli said to her during his critique of her. He actually used the word virgin in it, granted it was followed by the word territory but still he used it when talking to the born again virgin. Whoops, kind of like what Levi Johnston probably said after he got her pregnant.
When it comes to the rest of the ABC dancing show, it was as boring as I expected it to be.
We are used to seeing Bruno Tonioli in suits on Dancing with the Stars, but now we are seeing him just his birthday suit. The 54 year old judge took it all off for Give Up Clothes For Good campaign to raise money for Cancer Research UK according to Zap2It. Seriously who knew he that chiseled of a body? I sure as heck didn’t. Now I am curious to see what Len Goodman has under his suit…well maybe not.
BTW for years I have been wanting to get the image of Bruno Tonioli dancing in very revealing leather shorts in Elton John’s I’m Still Standing and now I think I have! Proof that Cancer Research is a really good thing, so donate today.
