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I can’t take my eyes off of Bruno Tonioli singing
November 25th, 2019 under Bruno Tonioli, Dancing with the Stars. [ Comments: none ]

On Saturday, Bruno Tonioli did something he has never done on Strictly Cone Dancing and Dancing with the Stars before. The dancer turned judge decided to try singing on the BBC dancing competition.

How did he do singing Franki Valli’s Can’t Take My Eyes Off Of You? He made a sweet romantic song sexy. So much so, I hope we get to hear him perform on this side of the pond.

Tonioli told his fans how much his performance meant to him, “Thank you all so much for your kind comments on my singing!! I was so nervous, I’ve been practising so much as well as having singing lessons… something different and certainly took me outside my comfort zone xx” The singing lessons really paid off, don’t you agree?

If I were a judge, I would give him a 10!


Is Bruno Tonioli really 63?
August 20th, 2019 under Bruno Tonioli, Dancing with the Stars. [ Comments: none ]

Bruno Tonioli shared a photo of himself in his tighty whities and you have to wonder if he is really 63 years old? That is because the Dancing with the Stars judge looks just as good now in his underwear as he did when he starred in Elton John’s I’m Still Standing back in 1983.

What his secret for not aging a day in 36 years? He says, “Laughter is always the best medicine 😂 #fun #lifeisshort #nevertakeyourselftooseriously” Therefore, keep laughing, it is obviously great for the stomach muscles! Look at his, they remind me I have to do my laundry.

BTW tomorrow we find out who will be Dancing with the Stars this season. In the words of Men At Work, “Who can it be now?”


Is Bruno Tonioli really 63?
November 25th, 2018 under Are they really their age?, Bruno Tonioli, Dancing with the Stars. [ Comments: none ]

Today is Bruno Tonioli’s 63rd birthday. You would never know it by just looking at this photo of the Dancing with the Stars judge doing his best Tom Cruise in Risky Business. He looks younger than Cruise did when he made that movie 35 years ago. Seriously, how can be 2 years from becoming a senior citizen looking like that?


Bruno Tonioli wears tighty whities around the Dancing with the Stars’ set!
May 20th, 2016 under Bruno Tonioli, Dancing with the Stars, James Corden. [ Comments: none ]
We learned that Bruno Tonioli had a great figure when he did Elton John’s I’m Still Standing. That was 1983, how does he look today? We now know that answer thanks to The Late Late Show‘s James Corden getting the opportunity to choreograph a dance number on Dancing with the Stars. While walking around backstage, the CBS host stopped by to talk to the judges and Bruno was just lounging around in his briefs. It is an image I can’t get out of my mind, so much so I didn’t even see the routine that Corden came up with. Was it any good?
When it comes to Tonioli’s body, I turn my paddle around to give him a 7! If he wore black, I would’ve given him a 10.


Bruno Tonioli tells Ralph Macchio “you were too rough with your pussy”
May 17th, 2011 under Bruno Tonioli, Dancing with the Stars, Ralph Macchio. [ Comments: 3 ]

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Bruno Tonioli continues his shocking and offensive judging on Dancing with the Stars by telling Ralph Macchio, “you were too rough with your pussy” yesterday on the show after they performed their sexy Salsa. I think the 55 year old Italian judge was referring to Karina Smirnoff’s cat suit, but it still came out extremely wrong. Especially after he asked The Karate Kid (BTW ABC you chyroned the name of the movie wrong when you used it to reference the legendary producer Jerry Weintraub) if he was wearing “extra large diapers.” Although Ralph and Karina handled it well, why should they have to endure such comments like that from a man who danced in an Elton John video almost 30 years ago.
I, for one, am sick of his inappropriate and rude comments to the contestants and I think it is time for him to be replaced on the show. Every other show has replaced at least one of their judges and I think it is time for DWTS to the same. He does not offer critiques, he just tries to outdo Carrie Ann Inaba and Len Goodman by saying nonsensical things like what he said to Ralph.
I am sorry but his latest words to a contestant really pissed me off and I think it is about time ABC did something about it.
Oh and BTW I think having the last dance giving one team an extra 30 points is pure bullsh!t. It gives one team an unfair advantage. Especially when that team is a judges’ favorite and not America’s.
Team Ralph and Karina!!!


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