For years Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert denied that their marriage was in trouble and today they announced that they are getting a divorce. The former-couple, who were married for four years, released this statement to AP, “This is not the future we envisioned. And it is with heavy hearts that we move forward separately.” Then they added, “We are real people, with real lives, with real families, friends and colleagues. Therefore, we kindly ask for privacy and compassion concerning this very personal matter.”
Too bad Adam Levine is married because could you imagine if these two were single at the same time? Their Bromance would be taken to a whole new level of awesomeness. No woman would be safe and she wouldn’t want to be.
Blake Shelton was on The Tonight Show yesterday and Jimmy Fallon challenged him to a game of The Whisper Challenge. Basically, one guy wore head phones with blaring music as the other one read him a phrase that he had to guess. The Voice coach got Benedict Cumberbatch and even though he didn’t think he said it correctly, he did. Then after the NBC late night host got it, Shelton said, “That doesn’t even mean anything.” Then when it was explained to him that Cumberbatch was nominated for an Oscar, he was like, “Who? That’s a person?…I’ve never even heard of that.” Where is Watson when you need him?
How has the singer never heard of Benedict Cumberbatch? I guess that coaching on The Voice, recording new music and touring, there isn’t any time left for him to do anything else.
You know what, now that I think about it. Since Shelton doesn’t even know who Cumberbatch is, I think it would be fun if the Oscars got him to present. Imagine how bad he would screw up the names of the people he doesn’t know, which is probably almost of the nominees. Imagine if David Oyelowo got nominated and he had to try to say that name?
Pizza Hut released a really weird online ad with Blake Shelton, and Conan O’Brien had a field day with it. He replaced the pizza with other objects that The Voice’s coach’s finger could be used for, and it’s crazy how well they worked. Although who would think a pussy being poked by him would make that sound. I don’t want to finger point, but maybe the TBS show went a little too far with that one…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY9cUsTtPKA
Jimmy Fallon challenged The Voice’s Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani to a Lip Sync Battle on The Tonight Show yesterday and the country crooner won it all with the first number. His first song was Taco’s Puttin’ on the Ritz. It wasn’t his lip syncing that won me over, it was his tap dance moves at the end of the performance. Who knew? Shelton just finds new way to tap his way into my heart and this was just the latest.
Forget Alfonso Ribeiro, Blake is the true Tap Dance Kid!
Blake Shelton has had some interesting Tweets, and in the latest one The Voice coach admitted that he just watched his first p0rn movie ever. Then he added that he looked young, implying he was in it. So is that his way of saying he did adult entertainment before he entertained adults? It’s probably just one of his drunk Tweets, but for a second my honey bee got really excited. So if he did do a p0rn, can someone send me the name of it so I can see it.
