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Another horrible Beyonce’ photoshoot decision
September 16th, 2006 under Beyoncé. [ Comments: 1 ]

Egotastic

Seriously what is up with all of the bad photoshoots she is doing to promote this album? And is just me or doesn’t she look uncomfortable?

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I see Paris, I see France, You tell me who is wearing the better underpants?
September 11th, 2006 under Better than..., Beyoncé, The Beckhams. [ Comments: none ]

Splash News (Beyonce’) and Celebitchy (Posh)

Duh, Posh! What was Beyonce thinking wearing a flowing skirt and control top stockings on a windy day?

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WTF is Beyonce’ wearing?
September 8th, 2006 under Beyoncé. [ Comments: none ]

Dlisted 

WTF is that skirt suppose to be bananas? vibrators? what? All in all that outfit is fugly.

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Sex secrets of the stars
September 2nd, 2006 under Beyoncé, Britney Spears/KFed, Christina Aguilera, Jordan/Peter Andre/Harvey, Marilyn Manson, Nick Lachey/Jessica/Ashlee Simpson. [ Comments: 1 ]

RED-HOT babe Beyoncé has revealed she keeps a super sexy "Freakum dress", to fire up her love life whenever things fizzle out.The bootilicious babe, who is engaged to hip-hop mogul Jay-Z, has even written a track on her latest album B-Day in honour of the saucy little number, which she insists never fails to rekindle their passion.Beyoncé said: "I think every woman has one. If she doesn’t she should get one, because they’re necessary sometimes. I have a couple of really sexy black dresses, you know?"And here are some more celebrity tips to keeping your relationship on fire:Underworld vamp Kate Beckinsale uses her high-speed internet connection to put on raunchy shows for hubby Len Wiseman. She said: "We use webcams while we’re apart. He gives me orders as to what outfit I should wear."Eva Longoria purrs in French to warm up basketball lover Tony Parker. She said: "I’m learning French so we can say all those sexy things to each other in bed.Christina Aguilera says being confident about yourself is the main thing. She said: "Sexuality… I enjoy expressing that in a very empowering way."Burlesque beauty Dita Von Teese entertains hubby Marilyn Manson by wearing saucy stockings every single day. She said: "If you wear the right kind of garter belt and stockings, it will change your life."Jools Oliver cooks up a treat for Jamie. She said: "I send Jamie out of the room, call him back in and greet him dressed in nothing but a pair of jingle bells on my boobs."Jessica Simpson takes the treat ‘em mean, keep ‘em keen approach. She said: "I play hard to get. If you turn sex down for a couple of days, it makes it better."Jordan suggests stripping down to the bare essentials. She said: "If sexy lingerie makes you feel special, then share your thoughts with your squeeze."Britney likes to dominate K-Fed. She said: "I’ve always been a tomboy – I’ve always ended up being the man in the relationship."Teri Hatcher suggests a timely trip to Ann Summers will to do the trick. She said: "There are a lot of fabulous electronics out there!"

The Sun 

OK I am off to buy a black dress, stockings, garter belt, lingerie, webcam and a boyfriend after treading this article!

 

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Beyonce goes shoe shopping
August 26th, 2006 under Beyoncé, Captioned By Me. [ Comments: none ]

Celebrity Buzz
Doesn’t that look like one of those America’s Next Top Model photoshoots?  

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