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Did Beyoncé’s new song break your soul or your heart?
June 21st, 2022 under Beyoncé. [ Comments: none ]

Beyoncé finally released new music at midnight, and fans went wild.

Do good things come to those who wait? I don’t think they did in this case. Break My Soul sounds like a B-side dance track from the early ’80s. You know the era between Disco and R&B where the musicians were trying to find out what the new sound would be like before Michael Jackson, Madonna and Prince redefined it. There is a reason why Discos went dark for those few years; the music was flat and unimaginative.

So, I am not expecting much from act 1 Renaissance if this is what her people think is the best single from it. I am expecting another Adele, as in a flop that will still sell well because the Beyhive loves their Beyoncé.

And yes, I am afraid they are going to sting me after this negative review.


Beyoncé is ready for a Renaissance
June 16th, 2022 under Beyoncé. [ Comments: none ]

Have you been craving new music from Beyoncé? Well, your desire is going to be fulfilled on July 29th when she releases her first studio album in 6 years. And it sounds like Renaissance is going to be just the first record because it is called Renaissance: Act 1.

According to Rafael Pavarotti of British Vogue, who has heard it, it is good. Like really, really good. Actually, he said, “Instantly, a wall of sound hits me. Soaring vocals and fierce beats combine and in a split second I’m transported back to the clubs of my youth. I want to get up and start throwing moves. It’s music I love to my core. Music that makes you rise, that turns your mind to cultures and subcultures, to our people past and present, music that will unite so many on the dance floor, music that touches your soul. As ever with Beyoncé, it is all about the intent. I sit back, after the wave, absorbing it all.”

How are excited for you to hear new music from Queen Bey?


Beyoncé shows off her hourglass figure
October 7th, 2021 under Beyoncé. [ Comments: none ]

We know that Beyoncé has curves, and this black velvet Valdrin Sahit gown really shows them off.

She has such an hourglass figure in it that Days of our Lives is thinking of using her for their opening. Like sands through the hourglass, so are the curves of Beyoncé’s body!


Eric Andre dressed as Beyoncé to prank her fans
March 6th, 2020 under Beyoncé, Jimmy Kimmel. [ Comments: none ]

You know how television hosts prank fans of celebrities by telling them to record a video for their idol, and then have that star walkout and surprise them? It is so common that their admirers just expect it now.

Well, Jimmy Kimmel and Eric Andre one-upped the prank game. They asked some members of the Beyhive to record a message for their Queen. As they were looking into the camera, Andre, who was dressed as Bey, tapped their shoulders and put his hands over his face. The fans thought it was her until his big reveal. Then their tears of joy turned to those of laughter.

I just want to know, how did none of them realize that Beyoncé had a bulge? I mean when did she grow a d!ck?

When it comes to Andre in drag, he looks like a mix of Teresa Giudice and Lisa Rinna. Andy Cohen should add him to a Real Housewives and see how long it takes them realize she is a he?


Beyonce was photoshopped into the Lion King group photo
July 23rd, 2019 under Beyoncé, Stephen Colbert. [ Comments: none ]

Disney released a group photo of the cast of The Lion King and people wondered if Beyonce was photoshopped into it. Yesterday, when John Oliver was on The Late Show, Stephen Colbert asked him just that.

Oliver admitted, “She wasn’t there…I think almost everybody else was there.” He then revealed that there was a piece of tape on the floor where she was supposed to be.

Even though she was not there physically, her presence was still felt. In fact, Oliver said he was intimidated by her and you can see it on his face.

I wonder why she was not there? Did she think she was better than everyone else? Things that make you go hmmm…


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