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About time Mufasa gets his story told!
April 29th, 2024 under Beyoncé. [ Comments: none ]

For 30 years, we have known Simba’s story. But what about his dad, Mufasa, who was murdered at the beginning of The Lion King?

On December 20th, we will learn about the monarch in the live-action Mufasa: The Lion King.

The film enlists Rafiki to relay the legend of Mufasa to young lion cub Kiara (Blue Ivy Carter), daughter of Simba and Nala (Beyoncé), with Timon and Pumbaa lending their signature schtick. Told in flashbacks, the story introduces Mufasa as an orphaned cub, lost and alone until he meets a sympathetic lion named Taka—the heir to a royal bloodline. The chance meeting sets in motion an expansive journey of an extraordinary group of misfits searching for their destiny—their bonds will be tested as they work together to evade a threatening and deadly foe.

As if that is not enough, Lin-Manuel Miranda wrote the music! This is going to be the must see Chistmas movie for fans.


Dolly Parton has been lobbying for Beyoncé to sing Jolene for years
March 29th, 2024 under Beyoncé, Dolly Parton. [ Comments: none ]

Beyoncé released her first Country album today, and there is a cover of Dolly Parton’s Jolene on Cowboy Carter.

We don’t know why Beyoncé chose that song in particular. But we do know that Parton has been wishing for that to happen for at least two years. And wishes do come true.

In 2022, Miss Dolly told Trevor Noah on The Daily Show, “I think she’s fantastic, beautiful, and I love her music. I would just love to hear Jolene done in just a big way, kind of like how Whitney [Houston] did to my I Will Always Love You to someone who can take my little songs and make them like powerhouses. So that would be a marvelous day in my life. If she ever does Jolene.”

Well, today is a marvelous day for Dolly. To hear Queen Bey’s take on the Queen of Country’s tune, then click here!


Beyoncé wearing nothing but a sash
March 20th, 2024 under Beyoncé. [ Comments: none ]

Beyoncé is releasing a new album on March 29th, and she shared the cover of one of the limited edition vinyl releases of act ii Cowboy Carter.

In the photo, the singer is wearing nothing but a sash.

Beyoncé is one of the most influential women in the world, and I wish she would’ve made a better choice regarding her attire, or should I say lack thereof of any clothes.

She should’ve told them I don’t need to look like a Kardashian, especially since she has two daughters.

Beyoncé doesn’t need to dress like that because she is established, and a sucessful businesswoman. Unlike so many women walking the red carpet these days with their tits showing, she has talent and doesn’t need the press for showing off her body.

I know I sound like a grumpy old woman, but I am so sick of seeing naked celebrities out and about. Let’s do better for the next generation. Because at this rate, we will be dressing like Adam and Eve before they found the fig leaves.


Get ready for Cowboy Beyoncé Carter
March 12th, 2024 under Beyoncé. [ Comments: none ]

During the Super Bowl, Beyoncé announced that she was releasing a Country album. And today, we found it is going to be called Act ii: Cowboy Carter.

The limited edition CDs and vinyls will be released on March 29th, and you can preorder them now.

So don’t place a losing game of Texas Hold ’em, and buy the album so that you have it before everyone else. It costs less to own than 16 Carriages.


Kevin Bacon sings Beyoncé
February 29th, 2024 under Beyoncé, Kevin Bacon. [ Comments: none ]

Kevin Bacon likes to serenade the animals on his farm with music. And yesterday, he decided to belt out some Beyoncé with his wife, Kyra Sedgwick.

So, what tune did they do? Single Ladies? Crazy in Love? Halo? 16 Carriages? Nope! It was Texas Hold ‘Em. And I think the Bacons are going to have a busy summer because their animals are drunk in love and are going to make a lot of babies after that rendition.


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