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Batman and Thor are in a Twitter war over Matt Damon
April 23rd, 2018 under Ben Affleck, Chris and Liam Hemsworth, Jimmy Kimmel, Matt Damon. [ Comments: none ]

There is a rumor going around that Matt Damon has a new best friend and his name is Chris Hemsworth. Somehow that news got back to Ben Affleck and he had a message for Thor, he wrote, “Hey @chrishemsworth, you can have him! I’m Team @JimmyKimmel anyways.”

At that point, Hemsworth broke his silence about the gossip with his hammer and wrote, “Sorry mate not my fault! He’s just a big @Marvel fan, not @DCComics. How do you like them apples 😘. @jimmykimmel the ball is in your court. Choose wisely…”

Well when Jimmy
saw Affleck’s Tweet, he got all tingly inside and declared,
“Wow. Another big win for #TeamBatman! Sorry Matt, I’m sure this is a
Thor thubject. #Iwilltakeeveryoneyoulove.”

Chris Hemsworth responded to his new Loki with, “Hey @jimmykimmel sounds like you’ve chosen your side. Guess I’m not coming on your show this week. Good luck finding another Avenger named Chris.”

You see, all this week, Jimmy Kimmel Live is going to have the cast of Avengers: Infinity War on the show. How did he take it that one of the many Avengers would not be appearing on his talk show? The ABC host told him, “Not coming on my show will be another thing you and Matt have in common! @BenAffleck.”

Once Hemsworth read that, he wrote, “You know what, @jimmykimmel … I’m coming on your show now just to upset you.”

Throughout this Twitter infinity war, Matt Damon has not said a single word. Why do I have a feeling that will all change when not-Chris Evans is on JKL? Time for Kimmel to make another brilliant viral video! Side note, I have not watched I’m F*cking Ben Affleck in years, it is even more amazing now than it was then.

BTW who do you think will win the catfight over Matt Damon, Thor or Batman? I say Thor because he is a Gd and Batman is just a knight.


Jennifer Garner got her high school marching band on!
March 22nd, 2018 under Ben Affleck. [ Comments: none ]

While a lot of female celebrities were cheerleaders in high school, Jennifer Garner played the saxaphone in the marching band. Today, is her friend Reese Witherspoon’s birthday and she did something special for her.

She dusted off her band uniform and sax to play Happy Birthday to You for her buddy! Just when you think you cannot love Garner anymore, she does something like this. She is just the cutest actress in so many ways and it is not just because of her dimples.


Has Jennifer Garner hit hard times?
February 12th, 2018 under Ben Affleck. [ Comments: none ]

Last week, Jennifer Garner signed on for a TV show on HBO and this weekend she was seen selling cookies outside of a supermarket. So has the soon-to-be-divorcee hit hard times? If you consider being a mom to Girl Scouts during cookie season hard, then she is.

On a positive note for her, with Seraphina being 12 and Violet, 9, she only has a few more of suffering and asking everyone she knows to buy those yummy thin mints. I am so craving them now.

BTW Jennifer, you know pot is legal here in California? That means there are better locations for you sell the cookies at like a dispensary.


Jennifer Garner eats a hot pepper
January 22nd, 2018 under Ben Affleck. [ Comments: none ]

Jennifer Garner tried farming and she saw a jalapeño pepper. Being brave she decided to see how hot it is. After one bite, she quickly regretted her decision. Proving that even when she is suffering in pain, she is still the cutest actress in Hollywood. Is there anything she cannot do and make it extremely awwwdorable? Even her bad movies are made with sweeter with her in it. Although, I cannot think of any bad movie she has done. I am upset we will not get a sequel to Nine Lives for obvious reasons.


Jennifer Garner looks extremely manly
January 3rd, 2018 under Ben Affleck. [ Comments: 1 ]

Jennifer Garner is very feminine looking, most of the time. Yesterday, she shared a photo when she was not. Why? Back in 2011, she was set to do a movie (that did not happen), and she had to bow out when she found out she was pregnant with her third child, Samuel.

Now we know if she is ever asked to play a male part she could do it easily with the help of Rick Baker’s magic. Seriously, doesn’t she look more like her twin brother than herself?


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