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Is this why Ben Affleck married Jennifer Lopez?
February 8th, 2024 under Ads, Ben Affleck, Fast Food. [ Comments: none ]

Ben Affleck did a commercial for Dunkin’ Donuts for the Super Bowl, and in it, he admits he doesn’t have a voice of reason.

But I think we all knew that because why else would he marry Jennifer Lopez?

I mean, if he listened to the voice that told him not to do it, it’s a bad idea, then he wouldn’t be in the situation that he is in.

Sadly for him, he doesn’t have that voice, and that is why he is Mr. J-Lo.

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JLo shared a thirst trap photo of Ben Affleck
June 19th, 2023 under Ben Affleck, J-Lo. [ Comments: none ]

Jennifer Lopez shared a topless photo of her husband. And who knew Ben Affleck looked that sexy naked? But he does.

And now I want to know why he doesn’t do more shirtless scenes in his movies. Maybe if he did, Air would’ve done better at the Box Office.

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Ben Affleck claims Jennifer Lopez eats junk food
April 21st, 2023 under Ben Affleck, Drew Barrymore, J-Lo. [ Comments: none ]

https://twitter.com/DrewBarrymoreTV/status/1649418725123141636

Ben Affleck was on The Drew Barrymore Show today, and he talked about Jennifer Lopez’s eating habits.

“Let me tell you something that’s gonna upset you. Jennifer just eats whatever she wants. Whatever she wants. She eats cookies, ice cream, everything,” Mr. J-Lo said. “She works out. I work out too but I don’t magically appear to be twenty years old, you know what I mean, with perfect skin and the whole thing. There’s no taking away of the work ethic, the work ethic is real, the discipline is real, but also the superhuman thing is real. She’s the most gorgeous woman in the world, she looks spectacular.”

I would believe that his wife ate junk food if she wasn’t such a bitch. I mean, I think if she had a piece of chocolate every now and again, she would be a nicer person.

Do you believe she eats anything she wants? Or do you think he is trying to humanize his wife?

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Ben Affleck trashes Matt Damon
April 14th, 2023 under Ben Affleck, James Corden, Matt Damon. [ Comments: none ]

We know that Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are best friends and have been that way before they were famous.

But did you know they were roommates with Casey Affleck when they first moved to LA? They were. And James Corden wanted to know what it is like to live with Matt Damon, so he asked Ben Affleck about that when Mr. Jennifer Lopez was on The Late Late Show yesterday.

“I would not suggest living with him,” Affleck declared. “One of the things he blocks out is when you finish something, it has to be washed or thrown away.”

Instead of the Afflecks telling their roommate to clean up after himself, they opted to stop cleaning up after him. They wanted to see how long it would take him to wash a dish or throw something out.

Did Damon realize what was going on? Nope. So after two weeks of filth and a few maggots all over their apartment, they gave into his messy ways because he won.

So Affleck said that Damon’s wife, Luciana Bozán Barroso, has earned a special place in heaven. However, I am sure that the actor learned how to clean up after himself. After all, he is living with his wife and four daughters. With that much estrogen in the house, he has learned he has to submit to them.

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Even Dunkin’ Donuts prefers Matt Damon over Ben Affleck
April 3rd, 2023 under Ben Affleck, Fast Food. [ Comments: none ]

Just like Jimmy Kimmel Live, Matt Damon doesn’t have time for Dunkin’ Donuts. Therefore, they had to go with Boston’s second most beloved actor, Ben Affleck.

So you would think that the employees would be friendly to the Oscar winner for doing their ads. However, they, too, prefer Damon. I can’t say I blame them. Look at who he married.

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