Adam Levine was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and he told the ABC late host a TMI story when his wife gave birth.
Back in September of 2016, when Behati Prinsloo went into labor, someone gave The Voice coach some advice. His friend said that he should eat, so he does not pass out. As she was counting the contractions, he was not counting the calories. In other words, he became a nervous eater who did not stop eating. Therefore, when they got to the hospital, she was ready to push out a baby and he was ready to push out a big poop. But he did not want to go because he did not want to miss his daughter coming into the world. Thus, he held it in. Anyone who has held in a crap, knows how painful it can be. So he squeezed his butt cheeks and prayed.
Then as soon as Dusty Rose was given the OK, he asked the nurse where he can give birth to Charcoal Stench. She said, there is a bathroom right here and he was like no. He did not want his daughter’s first memory of her dad to be how he stunk up the joint.
No word who was bigger, his daughter or his poop baby. I am thinking it was pretty close.
I guess you can say this is as close as a man can come to understanding what his wife is going through in the delivery room.
Lastly, hopefully this time, when is wife goes into labor any day now, he will eat responsibly. Other wise, he will have another sh!tty birth story to share with Kimmel.
Even though it seems like Maroon 5 can still sell out arenas, Adam Levine was seen performing at subway station in Manhattan. Has The Voice coach hit hard times? Nope, it was just something that Jimmy Fallon likes to do for the NYC subway riders. Who doesn’t love a free impromptu concert by a huge musician after a hard day of work? It makes that crowded ride with that smelly person who keeps touching you during each stop not seem so bad.
Now when it comes to Levine wearing the long hair, beard and a baseball cap, all I can say is wow he looked so different. He kind of looked like Blake Shelton before he was People’s Sexiest Man Alive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V8roE2eu3o
Adam Levine did a Ferris Bueller and took the day off from The Voice. Instead of running from Rooney he is hiding from Blake Shelton which is just as scary. And equally as funny.
Make sure to stay all the way through for the surprise ending. It will make you laugh out loud.
On September 21st, Adam Levine became a father and yesterday he talked to Ryan Seacrest on his radio show about his new role. The Voice Coach said, “I’ve been a parent for three weeks; what do I know? I don’t know anything, but it’s kind of part of the beauty of it, honestly.” Then he added, “There are a lot of instincts, a lot of things that kind of kick in and switch on. It’s a beautiful experience.”
Proving he is like most first-time dads, he has no idea what he is doing! Don’t worry, I am sure Dusty Rose already has him wrapped around her tiny finger and he won’t let anything happen to her.
On Thursday, Adam Levine became a father and he is already showing off his beautiful Dusty Rose.
He went from never wanting to get married, to getting married and having a kid. A look that looks great on The Voice coach! And if she gets his voice, maybe she will wind up auditioning for the show in 16 years. I am sure he will still be part of the NBC show with Blake Shelton at that time.
