Kevin Hart got a wax figure, and he should be happy about it. But, he is not. Why? Because he doesn’t think it looks like him. And I have to agree with him.
The actor is not happy with it, to put it mildly, because this is what he wrote: “WTTTTFFFFF …. What did I do to these people…. This is an attack…. Who in the fuck is this?????? At this point these museums are just trying to make me cry 🥺😂😂😂😂….. This shit has to stop…. I demand a redo damn it!!!!!!!”
It has some similarities to the comedian, but it also has similarities to other celebrities. I just can’t figure out to whom.
I see a little Ice Cube, Jason Derulo, and Kel Mitchell. Who do you see?
On Friday, I posted a photo of the Burger King King looking like he was fired as their mascot after 21 years. Yesterday, BK’s President, Tom Curtis, confirmed that the creepy alliteration was no longer part of the company he has been with since 2004.
So who is the new Burger King? I am! You are! And everyone else is! But him. The Home of the Whopper has a new campaign, and it is “There’s A New King, and It’s You.”
“When creating ‘There’s a new king, and it’s you’ we knew for sure: this can’t just be another ad campaign. It needs to document the real, years long, story of co-creating the future of Burger King with Guests.” said Matt McNulty, EVP and Ben Pfutzenreuter, Executive Creative Director of OKRP. “Whether that’s giving out the President’s phone number so guests could call him directly, innovating new packaging, processes, or even just better mayo based on their feedback, telling that story had to feel real, transparent, and human. Because it is.”
Slowly, they are bringing Burger King back to its former glory. Therefore, they changed up the Whopper’s bun, and it now comes in a box instead of being wrapped. They are also working on the fries. And this is just the beginning of the changes to make it better. If you have any more ideas, text or call Curtis at (305) 874-0520.
To me, firing the King was the best thing he ever could have done because he was more suited for a Horror movie than commercials during them. Now, I won’t be having any more nightmares about him.
I was casually having dinner at my local In N Out when in walks a legend after his big Oscar win. Congratulations Michael B Jordan. #oscars#innoutpic.twitter.com/URjdaMcAHQ
Michael B. Jordan rightfully won his first Oscar yesterday for his dual role in Sinners. How did the Best Actor celebrate his win? He went to In-N-Out because he earned those extra calories, and he savored every bite! And all the fans inside the burger joint were eating him and his new best friend, Oscar, up.
Jordan is not the first celebrity to go there after he won an award. Paul Giamatti went there after he won a Golden Globe for The Holdovers. Weird Al Yankovic polkaed his way over there after his biopic, Weird: The Al Yankovic Story, won an Emmy. Gints Zilbalodis’s flowed to their counter when Flow won Best Animated Picture at the Oscars. Neil Diamond switched up Sweet Caroline for one of their shakes after he was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
Sorry, Wolfgang Puck, those little servings are not enough for the winners to eat, so they go for the Double-Double instead.
They say you learn something new every day. What did I learn today? I learned that the Oscar statuette is modeled after Oscar the Grouch.
Did you know that? I mean, it makes sense because they are both named Oscar. But I just never put two and two together before.
However, now that Sesame Street let the Grouch out of the garbage can, we all know the truth.
Now that we know that about the green, I mean gold, Muppet has a message for all the people who won him yesterday: “You are not winning me. I am not going on your mantle or being placed in your bathroom as a conversation piece. And definitely don’t think you are posing for pictures with me or giving me kisses. Blech. You got the wrong Oscar.”
But they did all of that, and more! Rumor has it that several people rubbed Oscar like he was a Genie in a bottle at the Oscar parties, and now he is a lot less grouchy!
This year, just like every year beforehand, the presenters’ bits at the Oscars were bigger bombs than Snow White, Kiss of the Spider Woman, and Tron: Ares combined. Can we please move on from Bridesmaids already? That movie sucked and was not funny.
However, there was one funny presenter duo, and that was Robert Downey, Jr. and Chris Evans. Iron Man and Captain America were there to celebrate The Avengers 14th Anniversary, and the upcoming Avengers: Doomsday, which comes out on December 18th.
Evans brought RDJ a signed script from the superhero movie as a present, but the latter forgot to get him something. However, with some quick thinking and Tony Stark money, he was able to get his hands on the thong that Channing Tatum wore in Magic Mike.
I am not sure if he got ripped off by one of those vendors on Hollywood Blvd that say they are selling you the real thing, but they are really selling you a knock-off. I mean, why else would the Oscar winner call it “The official Tanning Chatum Magic Mike Thong.”
Who is Tanning Chatum? I know Channing Tatum, but not Tanning Chatum.
It could be because Magic Mike lost his magic, and Hollywood can’t ever remember his name. Irene Cara’s song Fame lied to him. Back to Tanning. I hope he got his costume back before he hit the pole at some gross male strip club in North Hollywood.
Seriously, even with that blunder, that whole interaction struck Oscar gold.
