Donald Trump thinks that he is the program director for Paramount’s networks, like CBS, where he most likely got Stephen Colbert cancelled, and Comedy Central. However, South Park and now The Daily Show are showing him that he is not.
South Park continues to show his micro-penis and humiliate him in every episode. And now comes news that is going to cause potus to throw ketchup at the walls in the fool’s gold-covered Oval Office.
What is it? Jon Stewart has renewed his contract with The Daily Show for another year. Therefore, we will see him every Monday through 2026, according to Late Nighter.
I am sure David Ellison is going to get an earful about this, and I am OK with that! Because the head of Paramout has to remember that he is a lot richer than Trump, and there is not that much that the Orange one can do to hurt him. Plus, the merger already went through, so there is no more leverage that Trump has.
The Jonas Brothers, like a lot of musicians, are on the road close to Christmas. However, this year, they run into a snag when Joe Jonas runs into Santa Claus at a bar in A Very Jonas Christmas Movie.
Kevin, Joe, and Nick Jonas face a series of escalating obstacles as they struggle to make it from London to New York in time to spend Christmas with their families, who make guest appearances in the film.
Will they experience a Christmas miracle in this Planes, Trains, and Automobiles type feature? We will have to wait to find out in this future holiday classic, which includes seven new Jonas Brothers songs.
The soundtrack and the Disney+ movie come home on November 14th.
Some people are the face of products, but Kraft Mac & Cheese was interested in Jason Biggs’ other head to promote their latest flavor.
Why? Because their newest flavor is Mac & Cheese & Apple Pie and we know he LOVES LOVES apple pies!
“Kraft Mac & Cheese Apple Pie flavor is daring yet delicious, and is bound to be the talk of the Thanksgiving table this year,” said actor, producer, and director Jason Biggs. “I love that no matter your age, mac & cheese and apple pie are both Thanksgiving favorites that bring everyone together. Because of that, I wanted to ensure this partnership came to life in the same spirit with a nod to my past, but also reflecting where I’m at today. Similar to Kraft Mac & Cheese and I teaming up, this flavor combo is unexpected, but it just works.”
And talking about the combo. You know, there was some intern who was like, “My grandmother always put cheddar cheese on our apple pies —why don’t we do that with the Mac & Cheese?” And now, they are back in school, and some exec stole the idea and got a promotion.
The limited-edition flavor is available now at Walmart.com for $1.48. At the price, you have to try it. Because if it sucks, you won’t be upset about spending $1.50 on it. And you know want to!
When we think of Macaulay Culkin, we will always think of him as that cute kid from Home Alone.
Well, he is neither a kid nor Home Alone these days. He and his fiancée, Brenda Song, live with their two children, Dakota, 4, and Carson, 2.
Since their kids are old enough to go trick-or-treating, they decided what their dad should go dressed as this Halloween.
What did the two little boys choose? The thing that you go #2 in. “POO!!!” He wrote, “If your kids want you to be a toilet, be THE BEST dang toilet you can be.”
And he succeeded! He was the shit of his neighborhood! And more importantly, he made his sons happy. That is a very important thing any father can do for his children. And he also made us happy because he looks so cute as a toilet!
