Fox announced today that they picked up the Canadian series Murder in a Small Town for a second season.
“We look forward to giving fans a second season of Karl Alberg’s unmatched expertise as a crime solver in Murder in a Small Town,” EVP of Drama Programming & Development Brooke Bowman said in a statement. “We’ve enjoyed a terrific partnership with [producers] Sepia and Future Shack and our incredibly talented cast and crew and can’t wait to see what’s in store for our characters next season.”
The small town procedural, which stars Rossif Sutherland and Kristin Kreuk, aired eight episodes in the Fall.
Unfortunately, Mr. Adult Diapers will become president on Monday, and he is building up his staff.
Today, he announced who will be his Hollywood Ambassadors. And you know they will only be the best.
“It is my honor to announce Jon Voight, Mel Gibson, and Sylvester Stallone, to be Special Ambassadors to a great but very troubled place, Hollywood, California,” he wrote. “They will serve as Special Envoys to me for the purpose of bringing Hollywood, which has lost much business over the last four years to Foreign Countries, BACK—BIGGER, BETTER, AND STRONGER THAN EVER BEFORE! These three very talented people will be my eyes and ears, and I will get done what they suggest. It will again be, like The United States of America itself, The Golden Age of Hollywood!”
Yeah, Hollywood is going to listen to those three stooges. Stallone has been downgraded to television, and the others have just been downgraded. When was the last time they worked?
Poor James Woods, Dean Cain, Scott Baio, and Kristy Swanson, they aren’t even good enough for him these days. That is pretty sad.
When I was growing up, there was a wind-up monkey that played the drums with buggy eyes and a haunting smile, and he was scary AF. So, my dad would wind him up all the time when I was sleeping and leave it on my bed to watch me get scared. Then he would laugh and laugh.
I have a feeling that Osgood Perkins’ father, Anthony Perkins, did something like to his son with Psycho.
Because why else would he turn Stephen King’s short story, The Monkey, into such a terrifying tale? But he did, and it will be hitting theaters on February 21st.
Are you going to see it? I won’t! I finally got that evil monkey out of my nightmares. I don’t want him back.
