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Yesterday was Heavy Metal night on Dancing with the Stars, and everyone, including the judges, dressed like they were in a Metal band from the ’80s.

Even though we didn’t see his legs from behind the judges’ table, Derek Hough put on leather pants. However, he couldn’t get them off. Because as he found out, sweating due to the spotlight focused on him will make the pants become one with you.

If only he remembered the lesson Ross Gellar taught us: Baby powder is your best friend when wearing cow skin.

But he didn’t remember it in time. And now he and those pants are like a Groupie who meets her idol!

Poor Derek. Once he finally splits with pants, he is going to have to try to find a way to brush all of that hairspray out of his faux hawk. The ’80s were not for the faint of heart. Thus, why Gen Xers are so tough.

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Cards Against Humanity is a funny, fun game to play. However, they are serious when it comes to politics.

So much so that they are willing to pay left-leaning people up to $100 who live in Swing States who didn’t vote in the 2020 election to apologize for not taking part in democracy. All you have to do is go to Apologize.lol, fill out the information, and then post their message with the hashtag #DonaldTrumpIsAHumanToilet.

“It’s a crazy legal loophole that we can just start a Super PAC, buy the personal voting records of every American on the internet, and then pay blue-leaning non-voters to apologize and make a ‘voting plan,'” CAH explained. “This whole thing should probably be illegal!”

If you are like me, live in a blue state, and voted in the last presidential election, know we are not left out. We can “support the cause by getting our all-new 2024 Election Pack [for $7.99], featuring 30 fresh cards about this insane election. 100% of the profits will directly pay blue-leaning non-voters to actually give a shit.”

And if you want to do a big FU to Elon Musk, here is a way you can do it. The man who destroyed Twitter started a Super PAC to pay people in Swing States to get other red leaning people to vote. CAH found a way to get the $47 he is offering to go their way to pay their Super Pac.

“If you’re a registered voter in PA, GA, NV, AZ, NC, WI, or MI, just type your name into this dumb website for his PAC, put “MuskIsDumb@cah.lol” as your referrer, and they’ll be legally obligated to pay us $47. The more people who do this, the more Musk money we’ll get to un-fuck America,” they wrote. “If he doesn’t pay up, we’ll sue him again.”

We are 22 days away from Halloween, but Netflix is sharing details about one of their Christmas movies. Today, they announced that on November 20th, we are going to meet The Merry Gentlemen.

To save her parents’ small-town performing venue, a former big-city dancer decides to stage an all-male, Christmas-themed revue.

Chad Michael Murray, who strips for the role, talked about preparing for the pole to Tudum. “It was something that I’d never done. I said, ‘Oh, this scares the crap out of me. I’ve got to do this,’ ” he reveals. “I made a bunch of phone calls and said, ‘Let’s get in as much rehearsal time as possible.’ ”

The holiday feature is written by and stars Marla Sokoloff, along with Britt Robertson, Beth Broderick, Michael Gross, and Maxwell Caulfield.

If I had a one tree, it would be going up a hill. You know what I mean. It got my jingle bells jingling. But I don’t have those either!

I don’t know if you have heard, but Dua Lipa came up with an interesting nonalcoholic drink. It is Diet Pepsi mixed with jalapeno and pickle juice and a few of each to garnish.

Since people try things they see on the internets, people like Hoda Kotb and Jenna Bush have been trying this gross-sounding concoction. What did they think? Hoda didn’t like it, and Jenna did.

Those two are morning news hosts. What does a Master Chef think of the cocktail? Gordon Ramsay tried it, and he hated it more than the most burnt scallops on any of his cooking competition shows. He would rather eat something from one of the dirty fridges on Kitchen Nightmares. He felt like he died and went to Hell’s Kitchen. So, in other words, it was not his favorite thing that he put in his mouth.

Now that you have had his review, are you going to make one for yourself?

One last thing. Who drinks Pepsi, let alone Diet Pepsi? That shit is nasty with the pickles and jalapenos.

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60 Minutes destroyed Donald Trump – Pajiba

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Rihanna is red hot in lingerie – Drunken Stepfather

An update on Kanye West’s marriage!!! – Farandulista

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