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Why *NSYNC should hate Joey Fatone forever?
October 23rd, 2024 under Joey Fatone, Lance Bass. [ Comments: none ]

via Justice4Lance

Back in 2002, *NSYNC did commercials for Chili’s, and they were given baby back, baby back, baby back ribs for life.

So, do Justin Timberlake, Chris Kirkpatrick, J.C. Chasez, Joey Fatone, and Lance Bass still get Chili’s for free? That is what an interviewer wanted to know, so he asked Bass. “No! Because of Joey Fatone,” he answered. “He ruined it for us. He abused the system and ordered every weekend for parties and stuff. And Chili’s was like, ‘Yeah, we’re gonna take that card back from you.'”

So it turns out that Timberlake is not the worst member of the band. The FatOne is!

While that is the sad part of the story, there is a happy one too. Lance’s ex-assistant makes him go there all the time so that he can order the baby back ribs. How much do you want to bet that the waiter, who was not even born in 2002, has no idea how awesome that is?

Oh, wait! That is a sad story too!

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I did not need to see Barry put the Man in Manilow
October 23rd, 2024 under Barry Manilow. [ Comments: none ]

When I think of Barry Manilow, I think of him as a safe dancer. However, the singer put a video of him dancing to his song I’m Your Man, and it cannot be unseen.

Manilow was dry humping the air and running his hand down his crotch. All I can say is my poor eyes. It is not something I have ever wanted to see, and now that image is burned into my head.

I am going to need to listen to some Bette Middler to erase the memory.

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Barack Obama loses himself in Eminem!
October 23rd, 2024 under Eminem, Politics. [ Comments: none ]


via MSNBC

Yesterday, Tim Walz held a rally in Detroit with Barack Obama. If you are going to have a political event in Michigan, then you need to have the state’s biggest star introduce you.

So, they asked Kid Rock to join them. Who am I kidding? It was Eminem who went the 8 Mile for Democrats yesterday.

However, I don’t think anything could prepare the Rapper for what was about to happen next. When Obama came out, he said that he was nervous following the hometown star. So much so, he told the cheering audience, “My palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. There’s vomit on his sweater already, mom’s spaghetti. I’m nervous, but on the surface, he looks calm and ready. To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting.”

And that is why people love Obama! He knows how to win over a crowd without talking about the size of a late golfer’s penis. Mainly because let’s be honest, we know that Obama also has a golf club between his legs, unlike Trump, who swings with a golf tee.

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The Boys Big Mac trolls Donald Trump!
October 23rd, 2024 under Donald Trump, Prime Video. [ Comments: none ]

Shhh! Can I let you in on a secret? Homelander is an anti-superhero version of Donald Trump.

So, when The Boys heard about the former president “working” at McDonald’s over the weekend, they knew they had to acknowledge it.

They did so by creating a photo of Homelander working a drive-thru and writing, “Growing up, Homelander dreamed of working at his local Vought A Burger. Recently, his wish came true, as Vought shut down a restaurant and staged pre-selected customers, so Homelander could ‘serve’ ‘people’ ‘food.’ Thanks, Homelander, for showing everyone how you’re a true man of the people!”

And with that, Trump is fried like a french fry.

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Hot Links!
October 22nd, 2024 under Hot Links!. [ Comments: none ]

Cher/Instagram

Cher continues to diss the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame – Celebitchy

Another reason to love Robert Downey Jr – Pajiba

What is Donatello’s fate as a TMNT – Screen Rant

Jennifer Lawrence is pregnant again – Farandulista

We’ve lost Nicole Scherzinger to Broadway! – WDJX

Weird things that happened on Star Trek: TNG – Grunge

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