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Caption Alfonso Ribeiro!
October 24th, 2024 under Alfonso Ribeiro, Caption the Celeb. [ Comments: none ]

(Disney/Ser Baffo)

This photo of Alfonso Ribeiro from this Sunday’s America’s Funniest Videos has Caption Me written all over it, so go ahead and do it!

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Donny Osmond does a joke only theater geeks will get
October 24th, 2024 under Andrew Lloyd Webber, The Osmonds. [ Comments: none ]

Donny Osmond is in Scotland, starring in Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. He is not playing the lead role again; instead, he is playing the Elvis-like Pharoh.

The singer wants to get the word out about his appearance in the Andrew Lloyd Webber musical, so he made a little video.

Osmond was at a department store to buy a dress for his wife, Debbie. He told the salesman he was looking for one that is a solid color. The salesman asked him what color is he looking for for the dress. He told him we was looking for something in either red, yellow, green, brown, scarlet, black, ochre, peach, ruby, olive, violet, fawn, lilac, gold, chocolate, mauve, cream, crimson, silver, rose, azure, lemon, russet, grey, purple, white, pink and orange and blue.

Sadly, they didn’t have any. But this joke brought a smile to my face. That is why we will always have puppy love for him.

If you didn’t get this joke, then you are not a theater lover!

Joesph will be playing from December 3rd through 29th at the Eden Playhouse.

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Jimmy John’s is selling a breadless pickle sandwich!
October 24th, 2024 under Fast Food. [ Comments: none ]

If you are like Snooki and me, then you love pickles! So what if I told you that on October 28th, Jimmy John’s is selling two sandwiches that are using pickles as bread? Well, they are!

The Vito® Picklewich: Remixed for pickle lovers, it’s our premium meat from our Vito® original sandwiched between two halves of a juicy Jimmy Pickle®. Enjoy salami, capocollo & provolone cheese, fresh-sliced lettuce, tomato, onion, oil & vinegar, and oregano-basil with a crispy, pickley crunch.

The Turkey Picklewich: We’re sandwiching premium turkey and provolone between two halves of a crisp Jimmy Pickle. With fresh-sliced lettuce and tomato, this is a fresh take on a classic sandwich combination.

I just found myself in a pickle because I am going to eat one every day that they are availble. Thankfully, we can only order them until November 14th. Otherwise, I would be green like the Grinch by Christmas. Is it like carrots? If you eat too many, then you can turn orange.

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Chad Michael Murray puts the ho, ho, ho in Christmas
October 24th, 2024 under Netflix, One Tree Hill. [ Comments: none ]

Christmas is cumming early this year because Netflix is giving us The Merry Gentleman on November 20th.

To save her parents’ (Britt Robertson) small-town performing venue, a former big-city dancer (Chad Michael Murray) decides to stage an all-male, Christmas-themed revue.

Who needs Hallmark with abs like Murray’s? TMG looks like everything Magic Mike should’ve been, and that is fun!

Netflix is the new North Pole for Christmas movies! And that is a good thing because I am sick of holiday films being as sweet as Candy Cane Lane! It’s about time they got spicy!

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How many Lowe’s can Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
October 24th, 2024 under Rob Lowe. [ Comments: none ]

So, the other day, my Citizen app went off and said there was a robbery at the Lowe’s in Burbank. However, I didn’t follow up to see what happened. Now, I know what happened.

Rob Lowe went there to find out, “How many Lowe’s can Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?”

What did he learn? It takes just one!

I hope that with all of that money he just stole, he went to Krispy Kreme and got some Ghostbuster donuts. I mean, he might as well get a reward for answering that age-old question.

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