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Heart cancels their European tour
May 30th, 2024 under Heart, Sick Bay. [ Comments: none ]

Heart is in the middle of their Royal Flush Tour. They had just finished the first leg of the tour in America and were going to head to Europe at the end of June. I said that in the past tense because that is no longer happening.

The band released the following statement: “We regret to inform you that all upcoming Heart performances in Europe are canceled.

“In late May, Ann Wilson will undergo a time-sensitive but routine medical procedure for which the minimum recovery time is six weeks.

“Heart deeply regrets this unfortunate circumstance and hopes to return to Europe soon. Refunds will be available at point of purchase as applicable.”

Obviously, fans are worried about Ann, and she released her own statement, “I’m okay! Please don’t worry. I do apologize for any inconvenience this may cause. It’s certainly an inconvenience for me. Love & respect always, Ann”

Hopefully, the surgery will go well, and she will be able to resume the tour with her sister on August 23rd in Cleveland.

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Lenny Kravitz hasn’t had sex in almost a decade
May 30th, 2024 under Lenny Kravitz. [ Comments: none ]

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Do you feel bad because you haven’t had sex for a long time? I am about to tell you something that is going to make you feel better about that.

Lenny Kravitz told The Guardian that he hasn’t had sex in nine years. “It’s a spiritual thing,” the singer said. “I have become very set in my ways, in the way I live.”

Part of the reason is spiritual; the other reason is that he is waiting for the right woman.

So the man who oozes sex hasn’t had any because he is waiting for the right woman. Well, that makes me feel better about my drought.

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The Wolverine Popcorn Bucks shows Dune Part 2’s who is the King
May 30th, 2024 under Hugh Jackman, Ryan Reynolds. [ Comments: none ]

We are less than two months away from Deadpool and Wolverine hitting movie theaters. But we don’t have to wait until July 26th to see what the movie’s popcorn bucket looks like.

Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman shared a teaser video of the bucket, and it is more of a cum bucket than the one that was created for Dune Part 2.

Even though I am a girl, and it doesn’t work on me like it does on boys, I can’t wait to get my hands on one!

I am sure the boys feel the same way. Well, they don’t want to get their hands on one; they want to get another body part in one!

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Is Ruta Lee really 89?
May 30th, 2024 under Are they really their age?. [ Comments: none ]

Today is Ruta Lee’s 89th birthday. However, you wouldn’t know by looking at the actress who is as gorgeous now as she was in her first movie role in Seven Brides for Seven Brothers in 1954.

Just because she is a year away from turning 90, that doesn’t mean she is slowing down. Tonight, she is performing at Vibrato Grill Jazz, and on Saturday, I will see her at the Quiz Show Expo in Burbank!

I need to know how she is so energetic because I can’t wait to go to bed early tonight! I am getting my beauty sleep, but she isn’t, and she is beautiful, but I am not.

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Simon Cowell gets a face full of foam by some Trolls!
May 30th, 2024 under America's Got Talent, Simon Cowell. [ Comments: none ]

Simon Cowell has been trolling talent show contestants for over two decades. And now Trolls are getting revenge for all those who came before them.

Britain’s Got Talent got invaded by several Troll Dancers, aged 7 to 12, and they were having some fun with the ogre who goes by the name Simon.

One of the dancers had a little secret she was hiding during the dance troupe’s audition to advance to the next round. Olivia was hiding a can of foam under the judges’ table, and she took it out mid-performance so that she could spray the King of Mean’s face with it.

How did he react? Did he go all Bergen on them? Nope. He just sat there with the foam on his face until it was time for him to critique them.

“I was just thinking how sweet you were. Look, at least I don’t look stupid. You’re very naughty,” he told them. “I thought that was brilliant.”

Just like in the Troll movies, the Bergen became friends with the Trolls, and he told them it was very funny!

Being a dad has made the hardass a big old softy, and I’m not sure if I like it!

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