Lenny Kravitz has made it. The singer has been turned into a Barbie, I mean, a Ken doll.
The Lenny Kravitz Kenbassadors™ doll pays homage to his iconic style and boundary-breaking spirit, sculpted in his likeness and dressed in a look inspired by his signature aesthetic from his recent world tour, including a bronze-colored mesh cowl-neck tank, boot-leg jeans, studded belt, boots, sunglasses, and his trademark dreadlocks.
If you have ever wanted to sleep with the American Man, here is your chance. Sadly, like all the other Kens, he is not anatomically correct.
Lenny Kravitz is 60 years old. However, he is not too old to take a bubble bath to promote his RayBan sunglasses. And that is a darn shame because I want to see what is under those bubbles!
Watching someone exercise is normally not a turn-on. However, when Lenny Kravitz, 60, doing it is erotic.
Case in point. Here he is, jumping rope shirtless, and I can’t stop watching, especially after I cast it to my 54″ television. It is hypnotizing and erotic.
Do you feel bad because you haven’t had sex for a long time? I am about to tell you something that is going to make you feel better about that.
Lenny Kravitz told The Guardian that he hasn’t had sex in nine years. “It’s a spiritual thing,” the singer said. “I have become very set in my ways, in the way I live.”
Part of the reason is spiritual; the other reason is that he is waiting for the right woman.
So the man who oozes sex hasn’t had any because he is waiting for the right woman. Well, that makes me feel better about my drought.
