Richard Marx is turning the big 6-0 on September 16th, but you would never know it by looking at him without a shirt.
Because now and forever, he will look as young as he did when he had that mullett in the ’80s, and we were right here waiting for him. We are still waiting, but we will hold on to those nights that we can wake up and see him nearly naked, drinking orange juice. And now we know what he looks like doing so, and that is a hazard.
Eddie Murphy has been acting for over 40 years, but he can still experience firsts in the business.
On December 1st, he will be starring in his first Christmas movie. Can you believe it? Doesn’t it feel like he has done one or two before? Especially since he would make a great Ebenezer Scrooge.
As excited as I would be to see him do a new take on A Christmas Carol, that is not what Candy Cane Lane is about.
He plays a man on a mission to win his neighborhood’s annual Christmas home decoration contest. After Chris (Eddie Murphy) inadvertently makes a deal with a mischievous elf named Pepper (Jillian Bell) to better his chances of winning, she casts a magic spell that brings the 12 Days of Christmas to life, and wreaks havoc on the whole town. At the risk of ruining the holidays for his family, Chris, his wife Carol (Tracee Ellis Ross), and their three children must race against the clock to break Pepper’s spell, battle deviously magical characters, and save Christmas for everyone.
Do you think they can save the holiday? We will find out on December 1st when the film debuts exclusively on Prime Video. Although this is a Christmas movie, we already know he does.
So, I am going through my Twitter feed, and these Wienerschnitzel slippers caught my attention. Why? Isn’t it obvious? They look vajayjays!
Like this is the perfect gift for the man in your life who has always wanted to use his foot down there. Now, he can finally live out that fantasy without you.
Plus, it goes great with all of my phallic tchotchkes.
The only problem is they are not for sale. You have to win them by ordering via their app. So I am going to be sucking on a lot of hot dogs to get the prize! And so far, that hasn’t worked out for me.
Metallica is rocking out on tour, but they had to cut their Glendale, Arizona, concert short on Friday, according to the Arizona Republic. Now we know why.
“We’re very sorry to report that tomorrow’s [September 3rd] scheduled M72 date at State Farm Stadium has been postponed to Saturday, September 9, 2023, as, unfortunately, COVID has caught up with James [Hetfield],” the band said in a statement. “We’re extremely disappointed and regret any inconvenience this has caused you; we look forward to returning to complete the M72 No Repeat Weekend in Glendale next Saturday.”
Last week, Metallica went to the dogs when a German Shepard enjoyed their LA concert. This week, you can say, Hetfield is as sick as a dog with COVID.
Hopefully, he will be better soon, and none of his bandmates get it from him.
Hetfield is not the only person to come down with COVID this week. First Lady Jill Biden tested positive today. I am praying she has a quick recovery.
Stop whining about masks and put one on because the new strain is highly contagious.
