I don’t know about you, but I was thinking that Dancing with the Stars was going to get some big names this season because of the strikes because of all of the actors who desperately need a paycheck. And I was wrong.
It is the same thing as most years: a bunch of who are yous? I mean, I am rooting for Jason Mraz because he makes me laugh on TikTok, and I love his music. But besides him and Barry Williams, aka Greg Brady, I don’t really care about all of the reality stars they have the competition. Well, I can’t wait to see how Mira Sorvino incorporates her Romy and Michelle dance into one of the nights.
But other than that, I will be wishing my junior high school alum Alfonso Ribeiro, good luck hosting the biggest dancing competition show in the US.
The “Stars” put on their dancing shows starting on September 29th on ABC.
To read descriptions of the Stars, because you are going to need it to see who they are, then click here!
Yesterday was Kristy McNichol’s 61st birthday, but you would never know it by looking at the actress. That is because she looks as beautiful now as she did when she did The Pirate Movie in 1982. You can say she is still the little darling she was in 1980.
You can tell that retired life is agreeing with her. While I miss having her on the screen, her happiness makes me happy we have her previous work to enjoy.
Before Matt Rife was judging his audiences, he was judging his classmate on Brooklyn Nine-Nine. He looks the same now as when he was 23 in that 2019 episode.
Senator John Kennedy looks like he works in the funeral home, and today, he did something in the Senate that made my sex drive die.
He read two excerpts from the books George M. Johnson’s All Boys Aren’t Blue and Maia Kobabe’s Gender Queer to prove his point, but all he did was make pregnancy rates go down. Who wants to have sex after hearing him say, “I can’t wait to have your cock in my mouth. I’m going to give you the blow job of your life. Then, I want you inside of me.”
I am sure no lady has ever said that to him. And now, I will never ever say that again to anyone.
As my friend reminded me, the GOP is worried about Drag Queen story time. This is so much worse.
Who needs a cold shower when you have this?
I almost feel bad for him. Because he read this without any emotion. And that makes me think that he has never had a good fuck. Seriously, how does he read, “He got on top and slowly inserted himself into me,” and not be a little aroused?
Has he even ever been aroused? That is the problem with the conservatives. They are missing out! If they had a really fucking fantastic orgasm, they might become happier people.
Lord knows, Kennedy desperately needs one. But I don’t think he could ever let himself go enough to have one.
And when it comes to his argument about whether librarians over parents should choose what books are in a library. Yes, it is their house. You don’t want them in your house reminding you about all the filth in the Bible, then stay out of their houses. If you tell a kid not to read a book, guess what they are going to read it. And with the internet these days, kids can read any book they want.
So banning and reworking books is not the solution. Having honest discussions with kids is.
