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Shaq wants to be an underwear model with his sons
December 27th, 2022 under Shaquille O'Neal. [ Comments: none ]

Shaquille O’Neal has been on a mission, and so far, he is successful. The NBA legend told Entertainment Tonight that he has lost 40 pounds and wants to lose another 20 by his 51st birthday on March 6th.

On that date, he is going to take it all off and show us his new body! A body he is getting ready to pose in his underwear along with his sons. Knowing him, I think he will be able to do it.

How has he been doing it? “It’s all about eating right. I got some blood work done, a friend of mine called me and said, ‘You’re fat,’ and she gave me this guy’s name, and he did some blood work, and you know, ’cause I was the athlete — I wasn’t a salad eater. I won’t pay attention to any of that. I don’t care about none of that,” O’Neal said. “I didn’t know what the difference between a carb and a protein, at 50 years old I never knew. So, he was saying you can’t do this, you can’t do that, more vegetables, my iron’s low. And once I just started changing those certain things, it dropped.”

I can’t wait to see the chiseled Shaq in two months!

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The Lost rafties reunite
December 27th, 2022 under Lost. [ Comments: none ]

Josh Holloway, Daniel Dae Kim, and Harold Perrineau had a little reunion for Christmas, and we are the ones who got the gift. That is because we got to see what would’ve happened had Sawyer, Jin, and Michael made it to a different island, instead of the other side of the one they were on.

This gift got me wanting more. It makes me we wish we could get a new ending because the one we got sucked. I am still bitter. Who isn’t?

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Kenny Loggins is taking requests for holiday takes of his songs
December 27th, 2022 under Kenny Loggins. [ Comments: none ]

Someone mentioned that they are disappointed that Kenny Loggins’ Christmas album is called December, and not Highway to the Manger Zone. So the singer got his band together and reworked the words of Danger Zone to Manger Zone.

And now, that fan is happy. But I am not. I want to hear them do Vox Chanukah. What do you want to hear them do?

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OMD releases an epic statement about the singer’s injury
December 27th, 2022 under Sick Bay. [ Comments: none ]

Whenever a celebrity is injured, their publicist releases a boring statement. However, the spokesperson for Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark wrote the best one I have ever seen.

Andy [McCluskey] celebrated Christmas by falling on the stairs. Such an old man thing to do! 😱🤦🏻‍♂️ Fractured rib! Lots of painkillers and possibly a little less windmilling at Butlins. Hoping that all had a safer Christmas than Andy!

Now that I am done laughing, I hope the 63-year-old is better soon. I also hope that he is not laughing because that will hurt him a lot.

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Howie Mandel is not dead
December 27th, 2022 under Howie Mandel, Not Dead. [ Comments: none ]

Howie Mandel’s daughter got in the viral prank business where kids tell the parents that their favorite celebrity has died. So she announced to her father that he is dead at 67, and he is as surprised as we are. That is because he is not dead. Either that or no one told him that he is.

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