School is back, and so is one of Jimmy Fallon’s segments on The Tonight Show. Yesterday, he, The Roots, and Madonna performed her song Music with classroom instruments.
I wonder if Madonna knew what they were because they didn’t have them when she went to school all those decades ago. Did they have paper back then?
Savannah Guthrie has to wake up before the roosters in order to make it to the start of Today at 7a. However, today she overslept and almost missed the good mornings.
But with the help of the amazing hair and makeup team on the NBC news show, they worked their magic and made her look perfect in 15 minutes. This way, the viewers would not know that she had just gotten there.
The anchor almost got away with it, but Craig Melvin called her out on it. I have two words for him for doing that. They are, thank and you!
To see Guthrie’s mad dash to make it on the air, then click here!
It is a slow news day. How slow? The most exciting video I can find is of Cindy Crawford ironing, and she is doing it slowly.
Why did the Supermodel share this video? She shared this sweet story from her youth. “My mom taught me to iron was I was about 7. I felt so grown up pressing my dad’s clothes,” she wrote. “When I asked my mom about it today, and said I couldn’t believe she actually ironed all of dad’s handkerchiefs and tshirts — she told me they only got pressed when one of us girls wanted to iron because she knew we couldn’t mess them up! All these years and I never knew 😂 Today i graduated to napkins and pillow cases!”
If this modeling thing doesn’t work out for her, she could be a professional ironer. Yeah, this is as good as it gets.
Gregory Foster ate 17 Ghost Peppers in a minute, and now he holds the Guinness World record for most Bhut Jolokia chili peppers eaten in one minute.
As anyone who eats spicy food can tell you, it hurts going in, and it hurts, even more, coming out. Therefore, Charmin has a message for the record holder, “We’ll see you on the other side 👀”
Charmin, let’s be honest; even your strong toilet paper will be no match for his butthole when the chilis come out. And out of all of the toilet papers, I think you have the best chance of surviving.
So when you fail, I will be here to give you a squeeze. Oh, wait…
