Chelsea Handler copied Lizzo’s (who copied it from Kim Kardashian) catsuit. Well, it isn’t as much of a jumpsuit as much as a tapesuit because the women were all wrapped up like mummies in masking tape.
Watching the comedian try to move while being taped up like that makes me wonder if we have to unwrap her? Could we leave her like that? I mean, she has a poop hole, so what else does she need? Now that she has broken up with Jo Koy, she doesn’t need that hole. Too soon?
ABC decided to change things up and have two Bachelorettes compete for love on the dating competition.
It sounded good on paper, but they didn’t figure in how the women would feel when they were rejected by their suitors because he prefers the other Bachelorette.
Yesterday, Gabby’s heart was broken multiple times when her dates told her they prefer Rachel over her. She tried to play off that she wasn’t hurt, but you can tell her heart was broken and her confidence destroyed.
Therefore, the producers announced that at the rose ceremony, whichever woman the man accepted a rose from that is the only woman he will be competing for for the rest of the season.
At this point, Rachel’s heart was broken when several of her choices chose Gabby.
The Bachelor franchise is cruel; we know that. But this is the cruelest thing they ever did. My heart goes out to Rachel and Gabby because no one likes to lose a man to another girl, especially several of them on the same night.
I hope they both choose multiple men at the end of the season. I say they should screw the producers over and make them pay for playing with their hearts like this.
Kevin Hart has done buddy pics with The Rock, Tiffany Haddish, Ice Cube, and The Rock. Now, he can add Mark Wahlberg to that list. The two men are starring in Me Time which comes out on August 26th on Netflix.
Hart plays an uptight stay-at-home dad who forgot to have fun. He gets reminded of how wild he used to be when he hangs out with his crazy best friend, Mark Wahlberg. Together they do a lot of things that lead to Hart getting hurt. And as a sadist, I am here for it.
The last painful moment had me laughing the hardest. I have a problem!
Millions of people pay to hear Darren Hayes sing his solo and Savage Garden songs live. However, the one who gets to hear him do it for free doesn’t like it.
So much so, the labradoodle covers his dad’s mouth with his head to shut him up. When that doesn’t work, the precious pup howls to drown out his best friend’s singing.
In the dog’s defense, I don’t like to hear Madonna’s La Isla Bonita either.
