Millions of people pay to hear Darren Hayes sing his solo and Savage Garden songs live. However, the one who gets to hear him do it for free doesn’t like it.
So much so, the labradoodle covers his dad’s mouth with his head to shut him up. When that doesn’t work, the precious pup howls to drown out his best friend’s singing.
In the dog’s defense, I don’t like to hear Madonna’s La Isla Bonita either.
The mayor of Los Angeles has made it mandatory for us to wear masks when we actually venture outside. However, there are no masks to be found. That means we have to come up with creative ways to cover our faces.
While I use an eye mask, Darren Hayes came up with something even better. He used something that covers his small head to cover his big one. His dusty blue boxers really bring out his eyes. It could be because that is all we see.
Men, if you are going to try the Savage Garden singer’s type of mask, then make sure they are clean. You don’t want to be smelling your butt the whole time you are outside.
You would think that anyone who can hear would love to hear Darren Hayes serenade them. However, there is someone who is not truly, madly, deeply in love with his vocals. That person is actually his dog Huxley.
When the Savage Garden singer was belting out the Four Tops’ I Can’t Help Myself (Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch), the puppy could not stop howling. You could say Hayes’ singing will crash and burn in his household. Maybe if he wants Huxley to like his free concert, Hayes should sing The Animal Song. It does have animal in the title.
BTW I wonder if the first song he sang to his best friend, when they met, was I Knew I Loved You! To me, the best love is the love of a pet, and you know how much you love them before you meet them.
Did you know you that you can do 69 standing up? Well, you can and Darren Hayes demonstrated it with his friend Anthony, on his podcast The He Said He Said Show.
So is this their affirmation that you can do it? Let’s just say they crash and burn, as in Anthony crashed into the wall and suffered a burn on his hip from the Savage Garden singer lifting him up.
So I truly, madly, deeply warn you to keep 69 in bed! It’s a lot safer, and sadly a lot less funny. But then again, it is a lot more fun when done right! If you do it right, you will be singing the animal song!
