Seriously? OMG! WTF?

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Back in 2020, when Prince Harry and Meghan Markle left Britain for America, Madame Tussauds in London removed their wax statues from the Royal Family display.

In honor of Queen Elizabeth’s Jubilee, the museum temporarily reunited the Duke and Duchess of Sussex with their loved ones.

Seeing the lifesize candles of them all together makes me wish they could reunite in real life too. I want Prince Harry to have a happy ending with his grandmother, Prince Charles, Prince William, and Kate Middleton. Is that so wrong?

Same spot, different energy pic.twitter.com/XSjdmlESGB

— Jon Bon Jovi (@jonbonjovi) May 24, 2022

I have said this many times, but I think that Jon Bon Jovi has the best ass in Rock’n’Roll. So whenever he or Bon Jovi posts a photo of it on social media, I am going to stare at his tush.

Case in point, he posted a GIF of his bum during a soundcheck and then during a concert. I couldn’t help butt, I mean but, to notice how it gets a rise when it is around a full audience. It is like it is saying, thank you for loving me. And boy, do I love it.

So, I am going to grab a glass of Hampton Water, stare at his gluteus Maximus go up and down in a loop and enjoy some solo time living in sin on my bed of roses.

I think I need a boyfriend?

Charlie Puth took to TikTok to share an embarrassing story about himself. One morning, he woke up and decided to go to Pilates. Since he was running late, he didn’t have time to shower. So when he got there, he noticed that the place had peppermint spray in the bathroom. Therefore, he put it on his armpits and all over his crotch.

Now, you know where the story is going. If you have ever accidentally put menthol on your private parts, then you know what Puth is talking about. You feel like they do in a York Peppermint Patty commercial. It feels like ice, ice baby.

And that is how it felt to the singer. So much so, he had to leave the class so that he could pass on out the street. He eventually came to and spent the next with a cold dick.

To me, that would be the perfect opportunity to go down on him because he will leave my mouth minty fresh. Plus, there would be no way he would be sticking that ice cold thing in me. Once you experience the chill of peppermint oil down there, you never want to experience it again.

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In case you hadn’t heard, Travis Barker and Kourtney Kardashian got married over the weekend in Italy. Several people flew to attend their nuptials, and they were expecting to be wined and dined.

They were wined, but they were not dined. So the guests whined about the forkful of spaghetti that they were served at the reception.

Well, as soon as Popeyes saw that, a lightbulb went off! So, the fast food restaurant decided to get into the wedding business for Hollywood stars and posted a photo of one chicken nugget on a plate and wrote, “Catering at celebrity weddings be like.”

And that is why they have the best fried chicken sandwich in the biz. And soon they will have the best catering business in showbiz.

I hope the other fast food giants do this too. White Castle, the ball is in your court first.

Yesterday, NBC aired the series finale of This Is Us. That means that production on the show is over. However, Justin Hartley doesn’t want it to be over, so he showed up to work today.

Seeing him all alone, making like he is the real life version of the Eric Carmen song All By Myself, made me cry more than any part of the finale.

Poor Justin Hartley. Maybe Peacock will make Manny a reality so that he still gets to feel like he still gets to work on the drama every day,

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