Someone asked Justin Bieber what his favorite body part is, so he showed them. Actually, he zoomed in on his nipple. And now I have so many questions because that is not a normal answer. Or is it? Do you love your nipples as much as he does?
Before Don Johnson was a detective in Miami Vice, he was a criminal to the California Cops. He looks the same now as he did when he was 22 in that 1972 episode.
On Sunday, Katy Perry dressed up as Ariel from Little Mermaid. That means that she wore a mermaid’s tail like the Disney Princess. The costume department did such a good job with it that she couldn’t move her legs when it was on.
Well, she decided to lean back in her swivel chair. And as you can guess, she fell over backwards and couldn’t get up. So, how did Luke Bryan react? He laughed out loud. Or, as he said, “We all have that one friend like…me!! Sorry @Katy Perry #americanidol #falling”
The Country singer is right, and to my friends, I am him! But, then again, it was almost all of us on Sunday! Because lots of us are all a little bit sadist. I am just a lot of it.
You know a movie is going to be legendary when its logline is “It’s gonna be a crappy day.”
Why does Sewer Gators have that catchphrase? Because it is about alligators that travel through sewers up to people’s houses via toilets and bathtubs to kill them. So while you are taking a crap, the gator is getting a sneak peek of what you taste like before he gobbles you up butt first! And then, there are gators who like their meat cleaned before they swallow you whole.
Doesn’t that sound like the best movie of the summer? Forget Top Gun Maverick; I want to watch a film about gators who go after its victims on the crapper. There is nothing crappy about that. Well, yes, but you know what I mean.
So mark your calendars because it comes out on June 3rd! Wait, it gets even better because you can watch that day for free via a YouTube livestream with the cast and crew, including director Paul Dale. Then, you can own go and buy it on VOD, DVD, Blu-Ray, and collectible VHS. Yes, it will be available on VHS on By The Horns. You know a feature creature is going to be so awesome that you are going to want to own it on VHS! Although, you might have to buy a VCR because who still has one? Besides me, of course.
Jaclyn Smith shared a photo of herself after spending the day with a good friend, and I couldn’t get over how good the 76-year-old looked. And yes, I wrote 76. Can you believe it? She looks even younger now than she did when she started on Charlie’s Angels in ’76. The fake angel has morphed into a real one. I need to know what moisturizer she is using.
