Tonight is a big night for Barry Manilow. Unfortunately, he isn’t going to be there even though he wants to be.
“I am heartbroken to say that I have just tested positive for COVID-19 and won’t be able to attend tonight’s opening night performance of my new musical, HARMONY,” the singer wrote. “This just might be the cruelest thing that has ever happened to me: 25 years waiting for this show to premiere in New York and I can’t attend. Even in the face of this pandemic, we New Yorkers remain the toughest, staunchest people on the planet — so, put on a mask and go see a show!”
Yes, it sucks. But unlike Jonathan Larson, he can still go to another performance. You know, because Larson died the night before Rent’s opening night, Perspective is everything.
Just when you thought that The Kids in the Hall were dead, Prime Video resurrected them for another season of zaniness starting on May 13th.
Dave Foley, Bruce McCulloch, Kevin McDonald, Mark McKinney, and Scott Thompson might be older than they were when the series launched in 1989, but they are not any more mature now than they were then.
Don’t believe me? This is their quote from the press release, “What an amazing gift to put on our old wigs, and even get some new ones…” I can’t wait to see them in those wigs as I squish their heads. Can you tell that is my favorite sketch of theirs?
Howie Mandel and Netflix have teamed up for a game show that even I could win. So what is this game show? It is called Bullsh!t, and that is what you have to do to win the money.
There are two ways to get the points on this trivia game show. One is to guess the correct answer, and that is boring. The other way is to bullish!t your way through the answer. So if you are a convincing liar, then this is for us.
I knew my BSA degree from college would finally come in handy.
You can Netflix & Chill with Bullsh!t: The Game Show starting on April 27th! And it better get a second season because I need to be on it!
Plus, it is always a deal for me to watch whenever Mandel is hosting. He never lets us down!
Ever since the billionaires have been going up to space, I have wondered why Neil deGrasse Tyson has not been one of them. Now the astrophysicist explained why.
deGrasse Tyson said he doesn’t “want to boldly go where hundreds have gone before.” Ouch! However, if you offer him the chance to go to the moon or Mars, then he will sign up on day one. But going up 100 feet in the sky doesn’t get a rise out of his rocketship.
If Bezos wants to offer me his spot, I will be more than willing to take it. After all, deGrasse Tyson and I went to the same JHS, so it is like the same thing. Well, the big difference between us is that I believe that Pluto is a planet.
Gas prices are making us sad. But what makes us happy? A dozen glazed donuts from Krispy Kreme. So the donut shop came up with a way to make us happy.
Every Wednesday from today until May 4th, we can get a box for the price of the national average of a gallon of gas.
So, today you can get 12 glazed donuts for $4.11. Suddenly, paying $6.50 for a gallon of gas doesn’t feel as bad as long as I don’t remember that it costs me a gallon to get to the nearest Krispy Kreme.
