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Elvira is a Munster |
| March 11th, 2022 under Elvira. [ Comments: 1 ]
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Elvira is no stranger to Horror movies, and she is going to be starring in one soon. However, she won’t be wearing her normal black revealing gown with a black wig.
Instead, Casandra Peterson is going to be wearing a pretty and white checkered suit in Rob Zombies’ take of The Munsters. She will be playing Barbara Carr, the #1 real estate agent in all of Mockingbird Heights.
I can’t wait to see how she sells 1313 Mockingbird Lane to Herman and Lily.
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Shaq’s TikTok fail |
| March 11th, 2022 under Shaquille O'Neal. [ Comments: none ]
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There is a trend on TikTok where people squat down to the rhythm of Yoncé by Atsuko Okatsuka. Shaq decided to try it.
There were two problems with that. They are that Shaquille O’Neal is 7’1″ and 50 years old. Both those things worked against him, and now he needs LifeAlert because he has fallen and can’t get up.
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The Batman comes with a warning |
| March 11th, 2022 under Batman, Robert Pattinson. [ Comments: none ]
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There are a lot of reasons why movie theaters would want to warn their patronage before they go in to see The Batman. They could inform them to use the bathroom before the feature starts because it is 2 hours: 55 minutes long. Because of the length of the film, they will most likely suffer from butt numbness. There is also Zoe Kravitz’s hotness, and she will you turn on. And so on.
However, one theater had a warning I never expected. The sign reads, “THE BATMAN Movie. This is a Dark Movie and will have a lot of Dark Scenes. We will NOT issue any Refunds or Re-Admission Tickets due to DARKNESS as the Studio informed us this will be a Dark Movie.”
I just have one question, did they mean it literally, figuratively, or both?
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Ice-T drops the mic on Jussie Smollett |
| March 11th, 2022 under Ice-T/ Coco, Jussie Smollett. [ Comments: none ]
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Jussie Smollett was sentenced to 150 days in jail and 30 months of probation for faking a hate crime and lying to the police.
One of the news sources posted this caption “#Jussie Smollett still doubling down on his lie on his way to the clink!” As soon as Ice T saw that headline, he had something to say, and that thing is, “Jussie is obviously not that good an Actor… Dun Dun.”
That is cold, colder than Ice T, Ice Cube, and Vanilla Ice combined. And anyone who has seen Empire knows that it is true.
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Hot Links! |
| March 11th, 2022 under Hot Links!. [ Comments: none ]
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|  Wheel of Fortune/Instagram Watch Pat Sajak make fun of a contestant – Dlisted
Pete Davidson is playing himself – Pajiba
Did Star Trek predict the future? – Grunge
Is The Boys spinoff in trouble? – Screen Rant
How long will Jussie Smollett be in jail? – The Cut
Megan Fox’s nipples are showing – Drunken Stepfather
Benedict Cumberbatch puts Sam Elliott in his place – Celebitchy
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