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The Batman comes with a warning
March 11th, 2022 under Batman, Robert Pattinson. [ Comments: none ]

There are a lot of reasons why movie theaters would want to warn their patronage before they go in to see The Batman. They could inform them to use the bathroom before the feature starts because it is 2 hours: 55 minutes long. Because of the length of the film, they will most likely suffer from butt numbness. There is also Zoe Kravitz’s hotness, and she will you turn on. And so on.

However, one theater had a warning I never expected. The sign reads, “THE BATMAN Movie. This is a Dark Movie and will have a lot of Dark Scenes. We will NOT issue any Refunds or Re-Admission Tickets due to DARKNESS as the Studio informed us this will be a Dark Movie.”

I just have one question, did they mean it literally, figuratively, or both?

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Is it just me or does The Batman look like a BDSM film in this poster?
January 19th, 2022 under Batman, Robert Pattinson. [ Comments: none ]

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The Batman has a new poster out, and it doesn’t look like your traditional Superhero movie to me. It reminds me more of a pornody because of all of that leather. All they need is a whip and a paddleboard, and they will get my Catwoman purring.

Am I the only person who is thinking this? Please say I am not alone. Tell me you could also see this as Fifty Shades of Batman.

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It’s Robert Pattinson as The Batman
October 16th, 2021 under Batman, Robert Pattinson. [ Comments: none ]

The first trailer is out for Robert Pattinson as The Batman. For those of you who are comic book fans, this is for you. For those of you, who are like me and are like so over the genre, we will be skipping it.

Which one are you? Will you be there on March 4th, or will you be home?

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Zack Snyder ends the debate if Batman would go down on Catwoman
June 18th, 2021 under Batman. [ Comments: none ]

If anyone speaks Batman these days, it is Zack Snyder. So today, the director put his two cents in the hat and let us know if the Dark Knight does see the light of Oral Sex. He does.

Snyder shared an image of the Caped Crusader eating pussy, I mean, Catwoman’s pussy, and she is purring like a kitten.

So while DC Universe will not let him do it on Harley Quinn, Snyder will let him do it whenever he wants. Which he better do whenever she wants.

Good thing Superman is not part of the debate because he is faster than a speeding bullet. And women don’t need superheroes to be that quick. We get enough of it from mere mortals.

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I guess Batman cannot handle all of that pussy
June 15th, 2021 under Batman. [ Comments: none ]

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The animated version of DC’s Harley Quinn is not for kids. There is sex, drugs, and Rock’n’Roll with a lot of cursing mixed in. Therefore, a scenario where Batman is caught giving Catwoman oral sex seems normal for the series. However, DC disapproved of the storyline.

The show creators, Justin Halpern and Patrick Schumacker, talked to Variety about how DC deep 69ed, I mean deep-sixed, their plans for the scene. “It’s incredibly gratifying and free to be using characters that are considered villains because you just have so much more leeway,” says Halpern. “A perfect example of that is in this third season of ‘Harley’ [when] we had a moment where Batman was going down on Catwoman. And DC was like, ‘You can’t do that. You absolutely cannot do that.’ They’re like, ‘Heroes don’t do that.’ So, we said, ‘Are you saying heroes are just selfish lovers?’ They were like, ‘No, it’s that we sell consumer toys for heroes. It’s hard to sell a toy if Batman is also going down on someone.’”

Too bad they didn’t allow it because there are so many jokes they could have told. I am sure Marvel would have allowed it.

Talking about jokes, Comedy Central ranked the actors, who played Batman, as who eats the most pussy. To see if you agree with the ranking, then click here!

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