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Is this proof that Lady Gaga is Harley Quinn in Joker: Folie à Deux?
February 14th, 2023 under Batman, Joaquin Phoenix, Lady Gaga. [ Comments: none ]

There have been rumors that Lady Gaga is going to be in Joker: Folie à Deux, and today, director Todd Phillips confirmed it. However, he didn’t say what role she will be playing. But since he posted a photo on Valentine’s Day of Lady Gaga and Joaquin Phoenix looking like they are about to kiss, we are thinking that she is Harley Quinn, the Joker’s lover.

What do you think? I think I am happy that James Gunn is running the DC Universe now because I am over these dark, psychotic movies based on the comic books. I know people loved Joker, but they are not for me. And I am a horror movie fanatic.

Oh, and I think this picture looks like two senior citizens about to sneak a kiss at their assisted living facility.


The Batman comes with a warning
March 11th, 2022 under Batman, Robert Pattinson. [ Comments: none ]

There are a lot of reasons why movie theaters would want to warn their patronage before they go in to see The Batman. They could inform them to use the bathroom before the feature starts because it is 2 hours: 55 minutes long. Because of the length of the film, they will most likely suffer from butt numbness. There is also Zoe Kravitz’s hotness, and she will you turn on. And so on.

However, one theater had a warning I never expected. The sign reads, “THE BATMAN Movie. This is a Dark Movie and will have a lot of Dark Scenes. We will NOT issue any Refunds or Re-Admission Tickets due to DARKNESS as the Studio informed us this will be a Dark Movie.”

I just have one question, did they mean it literally, figuratively, or both?


Is it just me or does The Batman look like a BDSM film in this poster?
January 19th, 2022 under Batman, Robert Pattinson. [ Comments: none ]

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The Batman has a new poster out, and it doesn’t look like your traditional Superhero movie to me. It reminds me more of a pornody because of all of that leather. All they need is a whip and a paddleboard, and they will get my Catwoman purring.

Am I the only person who is thinking this? Please say I am not alone. Tell me you could also see this as Fifty Shades of Batman.


It’s Robert Pattinson as The Batman
October 16th, 2021 under Batman, Robert Pattinson. [ Comments: none ]

The first trailer is out for Robert Pattinson as The Batman. For those of you who are comic book fans, this is for you. For those of you, who are like me and are like so over the genre, we will be skipping it.

Which one are you? Will you be there on March 4th, or will you be home?


Zack Snyder ends the debate if Batman would go down on Catwoman
June 18th, 2021 under Batman. [ Comments: none ]

If anyone speaks Batman these days, it is Zack Snyder. So today, the director put his two cents in the hat and let us know if the Dark Knight does see the light of Oral Sex. He does.

Snyder shared an image of the Caped Crusader eating pussy, I mean, Catwoman’s pussy, and she is purring like a kitten.

So while DC Universe will not let him do it on Harley Quinn, Snyder will let him do it whenever he wants. Which he better do whenever she wants.

Good thing Superman is not part of the debate because he is faster than a speeding bullet. And women don’t need superheroes to be that quick. We get enough of it from mere mortals.


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