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Is it just me or does The Batman look like a BDSM film in this poster?
January 19th, 2022 under Batman, Robert Pattinson. [ Comments: none ]

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The Batman has a new poster out, and it doesn’t look like your traditional Superhero movie to me. It reminds me more of a pornody because of all of that leather. All they need is a whip and a paddleboard, and they will get my Catwoman purring.

Am I the only person who is thinking this? Please say I am not alone. Tell me you could also see this as Fifty Shades of Batman.


It’s Robert Pattinson as The Batman
October 16th, 2021 under Batman, Robert Pattinson. [ Comments: none ]

The first trailer is out for Robert Pattinson as The Batman. For those of you who are comic book fans, this is for you. For those of you, who are like me and are like so over the genre, we will be skipping it.

Which one are you? Will you be there on March 4th, or will you be home?


Zack Snyder ends the debate if Batman would go down on Catwoman
June 18th, 2021 under Batman. [ Comments: none ]

If anyone speaks Batman these days, it is Zack Snyder. So today, the director put his two cents in the hat and let us know if the Dark Knight does see the light of Oral Sex. He does.

Snyder shared an image of the Caped Crusader eating pussy, I mean, Catwoman’s pussy, and she is purring like a kitten.

So while DC Universe will not let him do it on Harley Quinn, Snyder will let him do it whenever he wants. Which he better do whenever she wants.

Good thing Superman is not part of the debate because he is faster than a speeding bullet. And women don’t need superheroes to be that quick. We get enough of it from mere mortals.


I guess Batman cannot handle all of that pussy
June 15th, 2021 under Batman. [ Comments: none ]

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The animated version of DC’s Harley Quinn is not for kids. There is sex, drugs, and Rock’n’Roll with a lot of cursing mixed in. Therefore, a scenario where Batman is caught giving Catwoman oral sex seems normal for the series. However, DC disapproved of the storyline.

The show creators, Justin Halpern and Patrick Schumacker, talked to Variety about how DC deep 69ed, I mean deep-sixed, their plans for the scene. “It’s incredibly gratifying and free to be using characters that are considered villains because you just have so much more leeway,” says Halpern. “A perfect example of that is in this third season of ‘Harley’ [when] we had a moment where Batman was going down on Catwoman. And DC was like, ‘You can’t do that. You absolutely cannot do that.’ They’re like, ‘Heroes don’t do that.’ So, we said, ‘Are you saying heroes are just selfish lovers?’ They were like, ‘No, it’s that we sell consumer toys for heroes. It’s hard to sell a toy if Batman is also going down on someone.’”

Too bad they didn’t allow it because there are so many jokes they could have told. I am sure Marvel would have allowed it.

Talking about jokes, Comedy Central ranked the actors, who played Batman, as who eats the most pussy. To see if you agree with the ranking, then click here!


The Batman halts production because of the corona
September 3rd, 2020 under Batman, Robert Pattinson. [ Comments: none ]

The Batman halted production earlier this year because of the coronavirus pandemic like every other movie that was being made. In the last few days, they got back to work. Only to be shut down again because of COVID-19.

“A member of ‘The Batman’ production has tested positive for Covid-19 and is isolating in accordance with established protocols,” a Warner Bros. spokesperson said in a statement to Variety. “Filming is temporarily paused.”

Hopefully, when filming resumes again with Robbert Pattinson in the title role, they will go corona-free for the rest of production. They have three months left to film and are hoping to be done by the new year. If not, then I wonder if it puts the October 1st release date in trouble.

UPDATE: According to Vanity Fair, The Batman is the one has the corona. Hopefully Robert Pattinson will be better soon.


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