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Is what the world needs now Joker: Folie à Deux?
April 9th, 2024 under Batman, Joaquin Phoenix, Lady Gaga. [ Comments: 1 ]

I will openly admit that I have never seen Joquin Phoenix’s Joker. I have no temptation to. It is too dark and depressing.

However, that does not mean I am not interested in the movie and its sequel, Joker: Folie à Deux, with Lady Gaga as Harley Quinn.

But after watching the first trailer, I will not be seeing this because it looks too fucked up for me. It is the same reason why I don’t like modern-day horror. It is too psychotic, and after working in hard news for many years, I have had my fill. So, I am good on the criminally insane.

What did you think? Will you go see it on October 4th? Will Lady Gaga get her first Oscar?


Is this proof that Lady Gaga is Harley Quinn in Joker: Folie à Deux?
February 14th, 2023 under Batman, Joaquin Phoenix, Lady Gaga. [ Comments: none ]

There have been rumors that Lady Gaga is going to be in Joker: Folie à Deux, and today, director Todd Phillips confirmed it. However, he didn’t say what role she will be playing. But since he posted a photo on Valentine’s Day of Lady Gaga and Joaquin Phoenix looking like they are about to kiss, we are thinking that she is Harley Quinn, the Joker’s lover.

What do you think? I think I am happy that James Gunn is running the DC Universe now because I am over these dark, psychotic movies based on the comic books. I know people loved Joker, but they are not for me. And I am a horror movie fanatic.

Oh, and I think this picture looks like two senior citizens about to sneak a kiss at their assisted living facility.


The Batman comes with a warning
March 11th, 2022 under Batman, Robert Pattinson. [ Comments: none ]

There are a lot of reasons why movie theaters would want to warn their patronage before they go in to see The Batman. They could inform them to use the bathroom before the feature starts because it is 2 hours: 55 minutes long. Because of the length of the film, they will most likely suffer from butt numbness. There is also Zoe Kravitz’s hotness, and she will you turn on. And so on.

However, one theater had a warning I never expected. The sign reads, “THE BATMAN Movie. This is a Dark Movie and will have a lot of Dark Scenes. We will NOT issue any Refunds or Re-Admission Tickets due to DARKNESS as the Studio informed us this will be a Dark Movie.”

I just have one question, did they mean it literally, figuratively, or both?


Is it just me or does The Batman look like a BDSM film in this poster?
January 19th, 2022 under Batman, Robert Pattinson. [ Comments: none ]

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The Batman has a new poster out, and it doesn’t look like your traditional Superhero movie to me. It reminds me more of a pornody because of all of that leather. All they need is a whip and a paddleboard, and they will get my Catwoman purring.

Am I the only person who is thinking this? Please say I am not alone. Tell me you could also see this as Fifty Shades of Batman.


It’s Robert Pattinson as The Batman
October 16th, 2021 under Batman, Robert Pattinson. [ Comments: none ]

The first trailer is out for Robert Pattinson as The Batman. For those of you who are comic book fans, this is for you. For those of you, who are like me and are like so over the genre, we will be skipping it.

Which one are you? Will you be there on March 4th, or will you be home?


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