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Lizzo does Elvira, Mistress of the Dark
October 30th, 2023 under Elvira, Lizzo. [ Comments: none ]

Lizzo dressed up as Elvira, Mistress of the Dark for Halloweekend!

However, there is one problem with her costume. The wrong cleavage is showing.

Not that the boys who prefer butts over boobs will mind.

Do you want to see Lizzo as Elvira from the front, then click here!


Elvira is a Munster
March 11th, 2022 under Elvira. [ Comments: 1 ]

Elvira is no stranger to Horror movies, and she is going to be starring in one soon. However, she won’t be wearing her normal black revealing gown with a black wig.

Instead, Casandra Peterson is going to be wearing a pretty and white checkered suit in Rob Zombies’ take of The Munsters. She will be playing Barbara Carr, the #1 real estate agent in all of Mockingbird Heights.

I can’t wait to see how she sells 1313 Mockingbird Lane to Herman and Lily.


Proof Elvira never ages!
October 15th, 2021 under Elvira, The Goldbergs. [ Comments: none ]

Casandra Peterson turned 70 a month ago, and just like her character Elvira, she never ages.

Don’t believe me? Peterson is recreating The Mistress of the Dark on The Goldbergs’ Halloween episode on October 27th. She looks exactly the same in the photo she shared from the set of the period sitcom as she did when it really was ’80something.’

I want to know her secret, but I think we all know what it is…


Caption Elvira!
August 16th, 2018 under Caption the Celeb, Elvira. [ Comments: none ]

This photo of Elvira has caption me written all over it, so go ahead and do it.


John Stamos wants to know how celebrities lost their virginity!
April 29th, 2013 under Elvira, Full House, John Stamos. [ Comments: none ]

John Stamos is popping his cherry as an interviewer on Yahoo! and he is going to ask celebrities the one question you want to know.
Get your computers ready because in the fall we are getting Losing Your Virginity with John Stamos on the world wide web. No he won’t be auctioning himself off for you to bid on him taking your V-Card, and yes I would claim I was one just for that! Instead he will be asking celebrities about their first times.
But according to the press release, it is going to be more than just them answering the question. We are going to see how they did it with either “crude animation, stop motion techniques, the occasional Barbie Doll and/or sock puppets. That should be fun/ny. I am sure everyone wants to see their first time reenacted by sock puppets. Oh wait isn’t that how most boys did it the first time with themselves?
Losing Your Virginity with John Stamos will be more than just how they lost it, it will be our way of finding out what they were like before we knew them and what they were like as teenagers.
Sounds like an interesting show, especially with Stamos being the man asking that question.
Hopefully he will get some good celebrities like Scott Baio, Steven Tyler, Elvira, Shia LaBeouf, Dustin Hoffman and himself talking about their big day that lasted just a few short seconds!


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