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Jill Biden is tickled by Elmo!
February 16th, 2022 under Politics, Sesame Street/Muppets. [ Comments: none ]

Jill Biden knows the way to Sesame Street, so she went to visit Elmo and his new puppy Tango. The First Lady got along with them so smashingly that she told them, “Commander and I are ready for a game of fetch on the South Lawn anytime!”

I can’t wait for their doggy playdate!

I love having love and animals back in the White House! It says more about how the First Family is running the country than anything else.

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Anything can happen on live TV like procreating eagles
February 16th, 2022 under TV News. [ Comments: none ]

Yesterday, KSTP was going live with their Eagle Cam, and their eagle-eyed viewers got more than they bargained for. That is because as Matt Belanger, Brandi Powell, and Jonathan Yuhas were watching Nancy laying on top of her egg, her baby daddy came over to get laid.

I guess he was still feeling amorous after Valentine’s Day, so he decided he wanted to do a Nick Cannon and make another baby. Or as Chris Egert put it, “We might have another egg soon.”

So, today we learned more than just about the weather in Minneapolis. We learned how eagles have sex. At least he gave her a little massage as foreplay before he went all in.

I love live TV because you never know what is going to happen!

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Is Nick Cannon’s Alone about getting Mariah Carey back?
February 16th, 2022 under Mariah Carey, Nick Cannon. [ Comments: none ]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Pu-8IY9Y3g

For Valentine’s Day, Nick Cannon released a song called Alone, and people think that the father of eight is trying to get his ex-wife Mariah Carey. Today on the Nick Cannon Show, he answered if that is the meaning of the song.

Is he trying the win back the mother of his first two children? “I know that is impossible,” he said. “The song is about reflection…I realize I really messed up. I probably had the greatest situation. I had my dream girl. And I messed it up…The song was not about getting her back. It was about taking ownership of what I did as a man and owning my flaws and expressing it through song.”

Now, I have more questions, like what did he do to end their marriage?

To hear his song, then click here!

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Ladies, do you want to smell like Michael Bublé’s voice?
February 16th, 2022 under Michael Bublé. [ Comments: none ]

When you look at Michael Bublé, you know he smells good. So By Invitation Signature asked him if he wanted to make a perfume for women, and he said yes.

The Eau de Parfum is available at Walgreens and it smells like the feeling you get from the crooner’s music. The fragrance starts with light, sparkling top notes of red fruits and bergamot, then develops its heart notes of lily of the valley, elegant rose, wild jasmine, and spicy peony. By Invitation Signature then wraps you in a warm base of sandalwood-musks, blended with an addictive vanilla praline.

It is like all my favorite scents in one bottle. So, I am going to buy it, spray myself with it, put on Bublé’s music, take a bath, and enjoy feeling good. It will be such a night!

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100 people could win a Law & Order Dun Dun button
February 16th, 2022 under Dick Wolf. [ Comments: 1 ]

Law & Order is back with all new episodes on February 24th on NBC. In honor of the occasion, NBC and Wolf Entertainment are giving away 100 Dun Dun buttons.

All you have to do is enter here by February 27th. Winners will be announced the next day.

Personally, I think that NBC should sell them. I would buy one. I mean that audio as my SMS notification for when I get texts.

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