What do most dads want for Fathers’ Days? Sex. However, that is something most of them cannot do because the things that they got from having the intercourse might come into the room.
So what do they really want? Sex with no chance of pregnancy. How can they get that? They can achieve that with anal. That is reserved for his birthdays and anniversaries. That is if he remembers the date he got married on his own. Therefore, the one way he can get safe sex is with a vasectomy.
But most men are terrified to have their boys go under the knife. Therefore, Ryan Reynolds came up with a solution. He created a drink called the Vasectomy. If you put more of his Aviation Gin than he suggested, then you will forget everything like your kids!
Therefore, don’t know what to give your baby daddy for Fathers’ Day? Give him Aviation Gin. It is the gift he won’t remember getting, but he knows he liked what you got him.
After months of hearing about the Sex and the City sequel that is coming to HBO Max, today it began production with a table read. Sarah Jessica Parker shared a photo of the table with her co-stars’ scripts on it.
And So It Goes is officially happening. How excited are you? Are you already toasting the news with a Cosmo?
UPDATE: The three reaming Sex and the City ladies shared a photo together. To see it, then click here!
Michael Strahan is as known for his gapped front teeth as all of the jobs he has. So yesterday, when the Good Morning America Host was on The View, he showed the women what they would look if they had a space between their teeth too.
When I think of Ben Affleck, I think of him as one of the taller actors in Hollywood. However, here, in this photo, that is not the case. That is because anyone who stands next to Shaquille O’Neal looks tiny.
Even The Rock looked like Kevin Hart next to him, and Kevin Hart looked like a toddler standing side by side with the basketball giant.
