Chelsea Handler is taping a standup special on August 22nd in Jersey City, NJ, but there is something you have to do when you get the free tickets. According to 1iota, “Please be prepared to go through a 2-step testing protocol to attend the show. Testing will be provided by production and coordinated upon ticket confirmation.”
My friend told me that they did this for Dave Chappelle’s comedy special on July 29th. I guess this means that this is the future of what we will need to do to go to a show. You need to be tested for COVID-19, and test negative for coronavirus, before you go into a dark cramped space to listen to someone try to be funny.
Even though all of the ticket holders will be tested, would feel safe enough to be a theater now during the coronavirus pandemic? Call me what you want, but there is no way you could get me to do it. There will still be comedy specials when it is safe to go to one again.
Do you know how you laugh at Californians and Floridians because we tell what season it is by the flavored drinks stores sell? Pumpkin drinks means it is fall, and peppermint means winter.
Well, this year, we are all living Groundhog’s Day. Therefore, we don’t know what day it is, let alone what season. If you go into Dunkin’ (formerly Dunkin’ Donuts) after August 19th, then you will know it is fall. That is because that is when they are going to start selling Signature Pumpkin Spice Latte, Chai Latte, Pumpkin Flavored Coffees, Apple Cider Donut and MUNCHKINS® Donut Hole Treats, and Maple Sugar Bacon Breakfast Sandwich.
Not everything is fall related, they are also adding yummy new treats to their menu like Steak & Cheese Rollups and Maple Sugar Seasoned Snackin’ Bacon.
Maybe 2020 isn’t all bad. Things are blooming in the fall. That is what trees do in the fall, right? Hey, I have spent over half my life in Florida and California, I haven’t know what seasons are since I was 18. That is why I look forward to treats like this.
To read descriptions of all of the delicious things comin’ to Dunkin’ in a week, then click here!
You know, the meme, “How many Lowe’s would Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?” Well, when the actor saw it blow up online, he had his people call Lowe’s and see if they wanted to collaborate with him. The actor told Conan O’Brien, on his TBS show yesterday, that the home improvement store said, “We don’t really see the connection.”
I think they have been sniffing too much of their turpentine if they don’t see that connection. I can even see the commercial now. Lowe going around Lowe’s stealing things, and the slogan could be, “Our prices are so Lowe, you will feel like you are ROBbing us.” Oh well. Their loss.
Have you wanted to be a Pepper recently, but you can’t because you cannot find Dr. Pepper in stores? Well, you are not alone.
The soda giant revealed why, “Having trouble finding your favorite Dr Pepper product? We’re doing everything we can to get it back Into your hands. That means working with our distribution partners to keep shelves stocked nationwide. while ensuring the safety of our employees.
“We appreciate your patience. and encourage you to contact your local retailer directly for the most up-to-date availability of Dr Pepper products. ”
This includes all of their products, including their new half Dr. Pepper and cream soda mix. I have been so wanting to try it. Now, I know why I haven’t been able to, the demand is greater than the supply.
Back in the ’80s, when Howie Mandel was doing standup and starring on St. Elsewhere, he had a full head of curly hear. Then, when he hosted Deal or No Deal, in this century, his curls said no deal to his head.
So what is the deal? Yesterday, he revealed what it is. It is, “A selfie a day keeps the hair away #AGT.”
Can someone tell all of the Kardashians and Jenners, so that they will stop taking selfies?
