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Kate Beckinsale sings Old MacDonald with her pussy
March 5th, 2020 under Kate Beckinsale. [ Comments: none ]

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Kate Beckinsale has a white Persian cat, who she says can be an “arse.” I, on the other hand, think that Willow is meow-velous.

For example, here is a video of the kitty singing Old MacDonald Had a Farm with her furless mom, and the pussy was pitch purrfect. She honestly is a-meow-zing.

The two of them need to take their act on the road because this is hiss-terical. My cat and I would pay to see them perform live! My girl is already a fan. That was until I tried to recreate the video with her. That is when she showed me what Old MacDonald really does on the farm to the animals.

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Ty Burrell tells two embarrassing stories on Late Night with Seth Meyers
March 5th, 2020 under Modern Family, Seth Meyers. [ Comments: none ]


Ty Burrell was on Late Night yesterday, and he told Seth Meyers two stories that made me pity him.

The first one is when he met an agent in NYC, who told him how many changes he would have to make if he wanted to make it as an actor. When he was done with the meeting, he was literally sh!tting in his pants. As in he pooped in them at Times Square. He felt like he hit rock bottom.

He might’ve, but we know, he climbed to the top after thanks to Modern Family. So much so, someone hacked into his emails a few years ago and tried to sell incriminating information on him. Didn’t hear about that? That is because there was nothing interesting that anyone wanted to buy.

How sad is that? There is not one thing about that is even remotely scandalous. Poor Ty. At least, we can accept him as a talented actor. He might have a boring life, but he can act his way out of anything.

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Proof Helen Hunt and Helen Slater are not the same person
March 5th, 2020 under Helen Hunt, Not The Same Person. [ Comments: none ]

Helen Hunt/Instagram


Back in the ’80s, there were two blonde actresses named Helen, who took Hollywood by storm. One inspired teens in the movie Legend of Billie Jean. The other one was like totally cool in Girls Just Want to Have Fun.

Which one is which? Some might not know, even up until today. However, that is no longer a problem. Helen Hunt, on the right, posted a photo with Helen Slater, on the left. Now, we can tell them apart. At least I think I got the Helens right.

If you have never seen those movies, then you need to watch them ASAP. They never get old, just like the actresses.

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Does Genesis look like they are ready to tour?
March 5th, 2020 under Phil Collins. [ Comments: none ]

Phil Collins/Instagram


Yesterday, Genesis announced that they are going on tour again for the first time in 13 years. After the announcement, they shared this photo of themselves sitting on the couch.

To me, it looks like Phil Collins, Tony Banks, and Mike Rutherford will be living up to their song We Can’t Dance. I hope they are not In Too Deep with their plans and can keep performing Tonight, Tonight, Tonight.

Then again, it could just be because that couch has the Invisible Touch and it is just so comfortable, they all sank into it. Who hasn’t done that?

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Justin Bieber shows off the Beebs
March 5th, 2020 under Justin Bieber. [ Comments: none ]

Justin Bieber/Instagram


Last week, Justin Bieber became one of the the new faces of Calvin Klein underwear. Now, he showing off his head in them.

He is no Jon Hamm or Jason Derulo, but he is no baby, baby, either.

Having said that, I wish we never saw that. I think the singer needs to sing Sorry to me because of that.

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