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Is Kate Beckinsale really 50?
September 27th, 2023 under Are they really their age?, Kate Beckinsale. [ Comments: none ]

Kate Beckinsale shared a photo of herself in a bikini, and can’t believe she is half a century old because her body looks better than someone half her age.

Seriously doesn’t she look fantastic? I want to know her secret.


Kate Beckinsale wore lube on The Tonight Show
April 25th, 2023 under Jimmy Fallon, Kate Beckinsale. [ Comments: none ]

Kate Beckinsale was a guest on The Tonight Show yesterday. And she started off her segment with something that left Jimmy Fallon shocked. Which we know is easy to do.

So how did the actress do it? Beckinsale was wearing a very tight dress, and Fallon told her how gorgeous she looked in it. She replied by telling him, “I’m feeling sticky. I am covered in lube. I’m sorry if I touched you.”

Then after the audience laughed, she told them. “It’s latex. I am not always covered in lube.”

And that is all interviews should start on talk shows. Because no matter how badly they go after that first conversation. It won’t matter. Because all you cared about is that she said she was covered in lube.


Kate Beckinsale wants you to look at her butt
December 16th, 2021 under Kate Beckinsale. [ Comments: none ]

Kate Beckinsale was decorating her tree while listening to The Contours, and that made her want to show off her contours. So she shook her butt to the beat of Do You Love Me, a butt that was covered with Tony Soprano’s face on it for some reason. I don’t think there is any man who would tell her to fuggedaboutit after watching this. What do you think? Do you love her, as the song says?


Kate Beckinsale is a Beast
October 13th, 2021 under Kate Beckinsale. [ Comments: none ]

Halloween is still two and a half weeks away, but Kate Beckinsale is celebrating it now. The actress and two of her friends dressed up as characters from Beauty and the Beast.

You would think that Beckinsale would go as Belle, but she went as the Beast. Do you know what? It works for her. I am sure her cats Clive and Willow and her dog MyF loved seeing their mom look like that. Either that or thinking we can finally take that bitch down since she is one of us!


Kate Beckinsale is turning into a crazy cat lady
January 11th, 2021 under Kate Beckinsale. [ Comments: none ]

Kate Beckinsale, like a lot of people, including me, has spent the last 9 months at home with her cats, and only her cats. Therefore, she is starting to pick up their mannerisms. Because what else can we do?

However, I have never tried to clean my butt like my furbaby. She is. So far, she is not successful. Yet, since we are still at least five months from getting the vaccine here in Los Angeles, she might finally be able to do it. And I might have mastered how to shake my butt and get men to smell it. Meow.


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