Back in 2015, Dave Grohl broke his leg during a Foo Fighters‘ concert and kept on playing. Nothing will stop him. Well, almost nothing.
Hi, this is Dave.
Remember me? The guy who wouldn’t even postpone a show when my goddamn leg was falling off?
Well… playing a gig with a sock full of broken bones is one thing, but playing a show when YOUR health and safety is in jeopardy is another…
We fuckin’ love you guys. So let’s do this right and rain check shit. The album is done, and it’s fuckin’ killer. The lights and stage are in the trucks, ready to go. The SECOND we are given the go ahead, we’ll come tear shit up like we always do. Promise.
Now go wash your hands.
Dave
I am sure as soon as they are given the go-ahead, they will be the first band to play where ever they needed, which is everywhere.
Before Idris Elba was People’s Sexiest Man Alive, he starred in Absolutely Fabulous’ episode called Sex. How sexy was the 22-year-old in that 1995 episode?
We keep hearing that we need to practice social distancing. Many people cannot understand why we need to do this.
Mel Brooks’ son, Max Brooks, made a video explaining why this is important with his dad. While Max will be fine because he is only 47, his 93-year-old dad will not be. If his dad gets it, he might give it to Carl Reiner, 97, who will transmit it to Dick Van Dyke, 94. That would take out three comedic greats, and we need them to be with us when we finally get through this. Which we will.
The point of this video is not about you. It is about the people we love who are more vulnerable to it. We must keep Mel Brooks alive, so he can finally make Spaceballs 3: The Search for 2. We have been waiting a long time for it. However, not as long as History of the World: Part 2. Who else besides me thought that was a real thing?
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Idris Elba and Tom Hanks have something in common now. They have both tested positive for Coronavirus. People’s (the magazine and our) Sexiest Man Alive announced the diagnosis today in a video message to his fans.
Hey what’s up guys, So look, this morning I got some test results back for Coronavirus, and it came back positive. Yeah, and it sucks. Listen, I’m doing okay. Sabrina hasn’t been tested, and she’s doing okay.
I wasn’t, I didn’t have any symptoms. I got tested because I realized I was exposed to someone who had also tested positive. I found out last Friday, They were tested positive I quarantined myself and got a test immediately, got the results back.
Look, this is serious, you know. Now’s the time to really think about social distancing, washing your hands. People who aren’t showing symptoms and that can easily spread. Okay. So now’s a real-time to be really vigilant about washing your hands and keeping your distance. Okay.
We’ve told our families. They’re very supportive. With told our colleagues. And, you know, transparency is probably the best thing for this right now. If you’re feeling ill or you feel like you should be tested or you’ve been exposed, then do something about it. All right, it’s really important.
Look, we live in a divided world right now we can all feel it. It’s been bullshit. But, now’s the time for solidarity now’s the time for thinking about each other. There’s so many people whose lives have been affected from those who have lost people that they love to people that don’t even have it, and lost their livelihoods. This is real. All right. I just wanted to share my news with you guys. I will keep you updated as how I’m doing so far we’re feeling okay. All right man, stay positive, don’t freak out.
Coronavirus doesn’t care how sexy or nice you are. It doesn’t care who you voted for or what religion you practice. The point is that it does not discriminate. You need to take care of yourself so you can take care of others. If you are young and healthy, chances are you will be OK. But it is not only about you, you need to think of others who are not as young and healthy. You don’t want them to get it because they might not come out of this alive.
Richard Marxhas had a few zingers on Twitter, and the latest one is something we all know. He respdonded back to someone who accused him of having a potty mouth, “The people who get offended by the word ‘fucking’ are the same people who aren’t doing any of it.”
Would anyone like to contradict that comment? Didn’t think so!
