As we know, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have decided to step down from Royal duties. We have just been waiting for a date for them to be free. Today, Dickie Arbiter is reporting that day will be on March 31st. Come my birthday, April 1st, they will be commoners like us. Let’s see how long that lasts.
It is fun to be on your own at first, but then you miss having someone else do your laundry and cook for you. Imagine all the things that Harry has never done on his own. I don’t think he is going to like it. Do you?
Back in the ’80s, men wanted their hearts to touch Stephanie Power’s heart, and they still would be interested in the Hart to Hart star today. The actress came out to sign autographs at The Hollywood Show recently, and she is still as red hot as her hair. Can you believe she is 77? Dosn’t she look fantastic?
I love to eat weird combos of food, and I have met my match with Tiffany Haddish. She told Harper’s Bazaar what she likes to eat, and even I was like hell no.
The comedian was so excited to tell them what her favorite snack is. She loves herself some dill pickles, and she adds a little something extra to them. Haddish takes a bite out of one and then sticks a Now Later, Jolly Rancher, or a peppermint candy inside. I think that sounds repugnant, but she says, “When I tell you, delicious flavors to savor. So damn good.”
I will take her words for it. If that is not working for you, the actress also suggests dipping it in some Kool-Aid powder. Even Jim Jones would not do that to his followers. Too soon? Too ancient of a reference?
That is not her only favorite choice of a snack. Her other suggestion is to mix a bag of Doritos with one of Fritos and add two scoops of chili, some cheese, and jalapenos to it. That I am willing to try.
After listening to all of that, I so need a Tums. Especially because I just remembered I have all of the ingredients at home to make a Jolly Dill-aid. If you don’t hear from me anytime soon, assume I am at the hospital getting my poor stomach pumped.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSDC4C3_16Y
Remember when Morgan Spurlock did Supersize Me, and people stopped eating McDonald’s for a while? Well, he has nothing on this commercial from Burger King.
The fast food company wanted to show us that they do not use any preservatives in their food, so they left a camera on one of their Whoppers for over a month. The result is that the hamburger is covered in mold.
I get what they were going for, but it did not work. They want us to focus on the fact that they don’t use preservatives. However, all I see is a moldy sandwich, and that is so unappealing to me. That is the only takeaway we are getting from this advertisement.
Are you going to run out and eat a Whopper after this? I cannot imagine that you will. I can still taste the mold just thinking about it. Yuck.
