The Super Bowl is supposed to be a happy occasion, but this year it will be a sad one. That is because there will be a funeral for Mr. Peanut during the third quarter.
Planters broke the news on social media. They wrote, “It is with heavy hearts that we confirm that Mr. Peanut has died at 104. In the ultimate selfless act, he sacrificed himself to save his friends when they needed him most. Please pay your respects with #RIPeanut.” He died so that Wesley Snipe and Matt Walsh did not have to.
No word who will replace him. It is too soon. However, it is not too soon for his friends to remember him. Mr. Clean was swept up with emotion and wrote, “Always classy, always crunchy, always cleaned up nicely. We’ll miss him! #RIPeanut” While Oreo tried to milk it up and asked their fans to “Help us give a 21 dunk salute to our nutty and sweet friend #RIPeanut”
Out of all of the mascots, why did it have to be him? Why couldn’t it have been the creepy Burger King?
I know the Jonas Brothers are not goody two shoes, but I always think of them that way. Thus, it was fun to watch them get drunk on Late Night with Seth Meyers, his brother Josh and his other brother Jack McBrayer.
While they are no Rihana and Kelly Clarkson, they still are a lot of fun. Especially when they all try to write a song in five minutes. Surprisingly, the Meyers did a better job. Take that Suckers!
I could write up their day more in detail, but let’s be real, it just better to watch them all get sh!tfaced!
As much as I want this to be a weekly segment, I don’t think that Meyers’ body concurs with me. His wife and kids would like to keep him around.
Taylor Swift has not really allowed the cameras into her life, but that is all going to change on January 31st. That is when her documentary Miss Americana debuts on Netflix. It is a rare look into her life and why she took a year off from everything. She needed to reinvent herself after being told to be the good little girl by all of the record executives. Now she is free to be her, her, er!
David Dobrik was on The Tonight Show yesterday, and he told Jimmy Fallon a great story about how he got revenge on his friend.
Dobrik and his friend were going for a drive, and Jason told him he would never get married. Therefore, the YouTuber wanted to prove him wrong. Thus, he got on a plane, flew to Boston and proposed to Jason’s mom. At first, she said no. However, when he explained that he wanted to be Jason’s stepfather, she agreed to do it.
Once she said yes, they flew to Las Vegas and got married. Then after they were Mr. & Mrs., he took her to Hawaii for their honeymoon. Once they had the time of their lives, it was back to reality. Time to tell Jason the good news!
How did he react to his 22-year-old BFF marrying his 75-year-old mom? He loved it! Then he asked for $7,000 from his new dad. Sadly, the mean stepdad said no.
Dobrik knew he would need the money for all of the lawyers he had to hire to annul the marriage. I really hope she got half and gave custody of Jason to Dobrik! She deserves something for all of that.
Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani released their third duet together, and I can see them singing Nobody But Yot to each other on their wedding day in front of the person officiating their nuptials. That is if they are OK with someone else writing their vows.
How can the perfect love song be sung by two musicians, who are dating, be written by four other people? You would think they could write their own ballad declaring how much they are head over heels for each other. Guess not!
Either way, it is a catchy tune I cannot get out of my head!
